Closet by King Missile IV Lyrics

So you don't know when you think what's next
And you look at your fucking closet
And you say "okay closet"
Fucking closet, why the fuck not
So closet

Fucking closet
Motherfucking closet

So
Closets are better when they're not so fucking full
I mean it's nice to have clothes
But it sucks to have so much fucking shit in the closet
Shit that you're never gonna wear again
So much of that shit that you can't find a fucking thing you would actually wanna fucking wear
Am I right?
Of course I'm fucking right

Fucking closet
Motherfucking closet (x2)
So last week I packed up a fuckload of shit
I mean two fucking big fucking bags of shit
Suits, ties, blazers
A fuckload of fucking shirts
A fucking wholefoods bag and a fucking Ikea bag
One of those big blue fucking Ikea bags
Both bags
Stuffed full (x3)
Of old clothes
And I brought all that shit down to fucking housing works on fucking Crosby street
And now look at this fucking closet
Look at this fucking closet
Look at this fucking motherfucking closet

Fucking closet
Motherfucking closet (x2)

So I bought a pair of pants that I'm wearing right now
And one fucking shirt that I wore yesterday
And there's plenty of room for everything in this motherfucking closet now
This fucking closet can fucking breathe now
Fuck yes (x2)
An empty closet is a joy forever until it gets fucking full again
Fucking full again

Fucking closet
Motherfucking closet