Fat Alien by King Hooker Lyrics

I was walking she was talking can't be sure I wasn't stalking
I was thinking of the ways that I could get in her pants
That I would ask her to dance
If she would give me a chance
I'll eat the booty like groceries is this modern romance

Look like an alcoholic baby
Cuz I'm chubby young and sweaty
You can call me little Ceasers
Cuz I'm always hot n ready
Is it social custom to fuck on the third date?

I don't know, I can wait. We don't have to debate

I just need someone there who can hold me when I'm high
While these dumb ass questions pass through my mind
Like who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
Why the fuck does Kevin James look like me?
I'm just a stoner with a boner and I can't quite help myself
Somebody please save me and
Look my way I know I look like a potato
Look my way
When it's hot outside I know I look like a tomato
Look my way I know I look like bobby from king of the hill
I look like the Pillsbury doughboy
Who's popping way too many antidepressant pills

Get close to me and I promise that I'll, steal your heart
Get close to me and I promise I'll try not to fart

But I just might hit a mother fucker with another mother fucker
Till they're fucking each other and fornicating with their mother's
I don't give a fuck about the people beefing with their brother's
I'd fuck anybody up for you

But I just might hit a mother fucker with another mother fucker
Till they're fucking each other and fornicating with their mother's
I don't give a fuck about the people beefing with their brother's
I'd fuck anybody up for you

Look my way I'm fat and alone
Look my way I'm fat and alone
Look my way I'm fat and alone
Look my way I'm fat and alone