Butthurt Staynd by Killer RAT Lyrics
[Intro: Dan D.]
Everything's about to change
Everything you knew
Everything you do
How you blew it
[Verse 1: Dan D.]
The capillaries in your ass gave way
The dam couldn't hold, about to spray all over
Your life is gonna change
Your insides betrayed you
Blowing out, blowing down
You can't batten down the hatches
The fact is, it's diarrhea
It's time for shame
It's time for stains
[Chorus: Josh A.]
I've got diarrhea
And it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit
It still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain
And now the toilet bowl's stained
[Verse 2: Dan D.]
Stain, stain, stain, that toilet bowl stain
It's startin' to burn
The point of no return
When your ass is dripping
Wet and sticky
It's poison, no lessons learned
My pride is stained
It's ruined
It's drainin'
Can't maintain it
Everyone saw it, they're looking
My legs are stained
My ass is stained
The floor is stained
My shoes are stained
God damn, I'm drainin'
Stained
Stained all over
Stained, stained, stained
[Chorus: Josh A.]
I've got diarrhea
And it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit
It still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain
And now the toilet bowl's stained
[Bridge: Dan D. & Josh A.]
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
[Chorus: Josh A.]
I've got diarrhea
And it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit
It still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain
And now the toilet bowl's stained
[Verse 3: Josh A.]
We all know what it's like
But I feel like you don't understand
The pain of my ass at this point and time
It feels bad, man, and I'm sad, man
This shit's gonna turn me to a fuckin' madman
Brown waterfalls comin' out my end
In the bathroom stall I ain't got no friends
In public, it sucks, in private, it sucks
Everywhere, it sucks, for everybody, it sucks
It fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' hurts
And now my ass burns
Everything's about to change
Everything you knew
Everything you do
How you blew it
[Verse 1: Dan D.]
The capillaries in your ass gave way
The dam couldn't hold, about to spray all over
Your life is gonna change
Your insides betrayed you
Blowing out, blowing down
You can't batten down the hatches
The fact is, it's diarrhea
It's time for shame
It's time for stains
[Chorus: Josh A.]
I've got diarrhea
And it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit
It still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain
And now the toilet bowl's stained
[Verse 2: Dan D.]
Stain, stain, stain, that toilet bowl stain
It's startin' to burn
The point of no return
When your ass is dripping
Wet and sticky
It's poison, no lessons learned
My pride is stained
It's ruined
It's drainin'
Can't maintain it
Everyone saw it, they're looking
My legs are stained
My ass is stained
The floor is stained
My shoes are stained
God damn, I'm drainin'
Stained
Stained all over
Stained, stained, stained
[Chorus: Josh A.]
I've got diarrhea
And it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit
It still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain
And now the toilet bowl's stained
[Bridge: Dan D. & Josh A.]
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
I'm butthurt
My butt hurts
[Chorus: Josh A.]
I've got diarrhea
And it's startin' to burn
It reeks, ugh, and it's startin' to hurt
When I'm done takin' a shit
It still hurts to sit
'Cause my ass is still in pain
And now the toilet bowl's stained
[Verse 3: Josh A.]
We all know what it's like
But I feel like you don't understand
The pain of my ass at this point and time
It feels bad, man, and I'm sad, man
This shit's gonna turn me to a fuckin' madman
Brown waterfalls comin' out my end
In the bathroom stall I ain't got no friends
In public, it sucks, in private, it sucks
Everywhere, it sucks, for everybody, it sucks
It fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' hurts
And now my ass burns