A TREATISE TO GO COMMIT DIE OHIO FROM EARTH by Kig V2 Lyrics
[Intro: Kig V2 & REAGUNOMIX]
*rhythmic scats*
We ain't never die
We ain't never, never, never die...
(Alright, from the top)
Pussy ass...BOY!
PUSSY AAgh--*laughs*
[Verse 1: REAGUNOMIX]
FINNA MAKE A PROUD BOY SWEAT
YAH, YAH, YAH!
Skinny penis, with the big whip
YAH, YAH, YAH!
Got my screen prints on her big tits
Finna take a fat rip, leave a fat tiiiiiip!
[Verse 2: Kig V2]
TIP YOUR SERVERS, HEADASS! (yea-yea-yeah)
Take so much shiiit...
I might end up at a Medac, (Medac!)
Too much Viagra, lookin' bull, like the NASDAQ, (NAS-DAQ!)
Wilin' out, hit pavement, 'til my motherfuckin' head crack, (head cra-a-a-a)
Said this and that, yeah, but I ain't motherfuckin' said that, (said that)
[Verse 3: REAGUNOMIX]
WIDDLE BOY, WIT DA WIDDLE KEVLAR
HOH, HOH!
War breaks out?
Sippin' Diet Coke in your Big Glug!
Ohio-lookin'-ass, I'm bout to say something nasty
Sorry you got too many special kisses from zaddyyy!
[Verse 4: Kig V2]
Coulda had a flyin' car zoom like caffeine, but
By the fuckin' balls, our whole genome you're draggin', you
Suck like fuckin' deep throat, pricey Oakley's fuckin' cheap, bro
Wanna Caddy, sippin' Natty, why the FUCK can't you just be grown?
[Verse 5: REAGUNOMIX]
Can't even...GET IT UP!
Weighed it down...BY YOUR FRUMP!
Years upon years, upon bottles and bottles
And all of the sudden, see all of your sorrows
Come concentrate down to my peeps at the bottom!
YUH!
Pussy ass boy tryna rebel yell
YUH!
Think oppression something to brag about?
Yuh
McChristian, come listen to my disposition
You scream "6-6-6," but go look in the mirror biiiitch!
[Chorus: Kig V2 & REAGUNOMIX]
Choooke down your roads, I'm like no, no, no...
Serpent in the brush, I'm like no, no, no!
Pick your Punisher sticker off the Fo, Fo, Ford
You take a brand, not a stand, boy you co, co, cope!
Frontin' tough, 'til scuff, call the po, po, po
Two-hunnet trimester abortion, need that Wade v. Roe
Rifle on your gut? I'm like bro, bro, bro
You just fodder, not a martyr, finna croak real slow
Swirly for ya boy, baby Ben Shapiro
For all that good seeeeeed, ya kid's IQ low!
Worried brown migrants make her aheago
So you drag her ass to church
But she go low, low, low, low--
You're way too
SIMPLE TO ROAST
I'M SIPPIN' FOUR LOKO
A MILLION DEAD COPS
LAUGH 'TIL I CHOKE!
GIDDY FOR FIRST SHOTS
STOMP YA THRO, THRO, THROAT!
2020 ships it
Watch that motherfucker grow!
[Outro: Kig V2 & REAGUNOMIX]
FUUCK!
Yo!
Ay! (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh, o-oh)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! (uhhWATER!)
FUCK Tom Henry!
YAH!
RRAGH!
L-l-r-a, l-l-r-a, l-r-a...okay! (I just seppuku'd the YouTube--oh, no wait, there she is)
BIG PENIS, ON THE TRACK
Watch that mothafucka grow!
UH OHHHH! (l-r-a, l-r-a, okay, okay, yuh, yah...okay, okay, uh-huh, uh, uhh...)
UH OHHHH!
UHH, OKAYYYY!
OKAYYYY! (Still recording...)
Ummm...OKAAAAAYYY
Widdle boy wit da widdle Kevwar? (Uhh...WATER)
Yeah...*laughs* widdle boy widda widdle Kevwar (Uhhhgg...water)
Widdle boy widda widdle ol' Kevwar *laughs* (Waterrr...)
Can I get a widdle boy wit da widdle Kevwar?
*laughs*
*abysmal belching sounds*
(You've earned a lifetime supply of Rap Snacks)
(Shit makes my balls ache, man)
(My body screams!)
Sippin' in the brush, I'm like no, no--
Don't touch my penis
*laughs*
Dude, that fuckin', like
That shit was funny
Okay here, wait, here, wait
Okay, okay
*rhythmic scats*
We ain't never die
We ain't never, never, never die...
(Alright, from the top)
Pussy ass...BOY!
PUSSY AAgh--*laughs*
[Verse 1: REAGUNOMIX]
FINNA MAKE A PROUD BOY SWEAT
YAH, YAH, YAH!
Skinny penis, with the big whip
YAH, YAH, YAH!
Got my screen prints on her big tits
Finna take a fat rip, leave a fat tiiiiiip!
[Verse 2: Kig V2]
TIP YOUR SERVERS, HEADASS! (yea-yea-yeah)
Take so much shiiit...
I might end up at a Medac, (Medac!)
Too much Viagra, lookin' bull, like the NASDAQ, (NAS-DAQ!)
Wilin' out, hit pavement, 'til my motherfuckin' head crack, (head cra-a-a-a)
Said this and that, yeah, but I ain't motherfuckin' said that, (said that)
[Verse 3: REAGUNOMIX]
WIDDLE BOY, WIT DA WIDDLE KEVLAR
HOH, HOH!
War breaks out?
Sippin' Diet Coke in your Big Glug!
Ohio-lookin'-ass, I'm bout to say something nasty
Sorry you got too many special kisses from zaddyyy!
[Verse 4: Kig V2]
Coulda had a flyin' car zoom like caffeine, but
By the fuckin' balls, our whole genome you're draggin', you
Suck like fuckin' deep throat, pricey Oakley's fuckin' cheap, bro
Wanna Caddy, sippin' Natty, why the FUCK can't you just be grown?
[Verse 5: REAGUNOMIX]
Can't even...GET IT UP!
Weighed it down...BY YOUR FRUMP!
Years upon years, upon bottles and bottles
And all of the sudden, see all of your sorrows
Come concentrate down to my peeps at the bottom!
YUH!
Pussy ass boy tryna rebel yell
YUH!
Think oppression something to brag about?
Yuh
McChristian, come listen to my disposition
You scream "6-6-6," but go look in the mirror biiiitch!
[Chorus: Kig V2 & REAGUNOMIX]
Choooke down your roads, I'm like no, no, no...
Serpent in the brush, I'm like no, no, no!
Pick your Punisher sticker off the Fo, Fo, Ford
You take a brand, not a stand, boy you co, co, cope!
Frontin' tough, 'til scuff, call the po, po, po
Two-hunnet trimester abortion, need that Wade v. Roe
Rifle on your gut? I'm like bro, bro, bro
You just fodder, not a martyr, finna croak real slow
Swirly for ya boy, baby Ben Shapiro
For all that good seeeeeed, ya kid's IQ low!
Worried brown migrants make her aheago
So you drag her ass to church
But she go low, low, low, low--
You're way too
SIMPLE TO ROAST
I'M SIPPIN' FOUR LOKO
A MILLION DEAD COPS
LAUGH 'TIL I CHOKE!
GIDDY FOR FIRST SHOTS
STOMP YA THRO, THRO, THROAT!
2020 ships it
Watch that motherfucker grow!
[Outro: Kig V2 & REAGUNOMIX]
FUUCK!
Yo!
Ay! (o-oh, o-oh, o-oh, o-oh)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! (uhhWATER!)
FUCK Tom Henry!
YAH!
RRAGH!
L-l-r-a, l-l-r-a, l-r-a...okay! (I just seppuku'd the YouTube--oh, no wait, there she is)
BIG PENIS, ON THE TRACK
Watch that mothafucka grow!
UH OHHHH! (l-r-a, l-r-a, okay, okay, yuh, yah...okay, okay, uh-huh, uh, uhh...)
UH OHHHH!
UHH, OKAYYYY!
OKAYYYY! (Still recording...)
Ummm...OKAAAAAYYY
Widdle boy wit da widdle Kevwar? (Uhh...WATER)
Yeah...*laughs* widdle boy widda widdle Kevwar (Uhhhgg...water)
Widdle boy widda widdle ol' Kevwar *laughs* (Waterrr...)
Can I get a widdle boy wit da widdle Kevwar?
*laughs*
*abysmal belching sounds*
(You've earned a lifetime supply of Rap Snacks)
(Shit makes my balls ache, man)
(My body screams!)
Sippin' in the brush, I'm like no, no--
Don't touch my penis
*laughs*
Dude, that fuckin', like
That shit was funny
Okay here, wait, here, wait
Okay, okay