Sister For Sale feat. Bill Harley by Kid Pan Alley Lyrics
By Jon Vezner & Mrs. Bachman’s 3rd grade class / College Grove Elementary
[Verse 1]
I got a little problem, And I’m not sure what to do
It’s been buggin’ me and rubbin’ me, like a big stone in my shoe
If I don’t get it out, I’m bound to get a blister
And it’s all because I got a problem with me sister
[Chorus 1]
I got a sister for a sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’d sell her in a second if I knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
I could put her up on E-bay, or a sign out in the lawn
But I better do it fast before she tells my mom
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
[Verse 2]
I’ve got a bigger problem that I don’t know how to fix
I don’t want to say his name, so I’ll just call him it
He’s a bully and a brat and he doesn’t have a clue
But I’ve put on my thinking cap, now I know what to do
[Chorus 2]
Oh, I got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale
I’d sell him in a second if I knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
If I got a million dollars, I’d even get her half
Anything it takes to get him off my back
I’ve got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale
[Bridge]
There’s sisters and there’s brothers
It’s one or it’s the other that always gives the other one fits
They’re a bother and a pain, but we love em just the same
But still I’d like to see how much I would get
[Chorus 3]
I’ve got a sister for a sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for a sale, gotta’ brother for sale
I’d sell em in a second if I knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
I could put her up on E-bay, or a sign out in the lawn
But I better do it fast before she tells my mom
[Ending]
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale
[Verse 1]
I got a little problem, And I’m not sure what to do
It’s been buggin’ me and rubbin’ me, like a big stone in my shoe
If I don’t get it out, I’m bound to get a blister
And it’s all because I got a problem with me sister
[Chorus 1]
I got a sister for a sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’d sell her in a second if I knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
I could put her up on E-bay, or a sign out in the lawn
But I better do it fast before she tells my mom
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
[Verse 2]
I’ve got a bigger problem that I don’t know how to fix
I don’t want to say his name, so I’ll just call him it
He’s a bully and a brat and he doesn’t have a clue
But I’ve put on my thinking cap, now I know what to do
[Chorus 2]
Oh, I got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale
I’d sell him in a second if I knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
If I got a million dollars, I’d even get her half
Anything it takes to get him off my back
I’ve got a brother for sale, got a brother for sale
[Bridge]
There’s sisters and there’s brothers
It’s one or it’s the other that always gives the other one fits
They’re a bother and a pain, but we love em just the same
But still I’d like to see how much I would get
[Chorus 3]
I’ve got a sister for a sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for a sale, gotta’ brother for sale
I’d sell em in a second if I knew they wouldn’t put me in jail
I could put her up on E-bay, or a sign out in the lawn
But I better do it fast before she tells my mom
[Ending]
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale
I got a sister for sale, gotta’ sister for sale
I’ve got a brother for sale, gotta brother for sale