PENIS MONKEY by Kid Abortion Lyrics

[Spoken Intro]
*Monkey sounds*
Would it be okay if I just fucked a monkey right now?
They're the same kind of species of human, if you think about it, same group
Like, come on, they eat the bananas, they just walk around so thicc
It'd almost be a crime not to fuck a monkey, you know?

[Verse 1]
Somebody gon' die if my Jordans get creased
I made her wet 'cause I sent her a streak
They're still good condition, you know l'm elite
Why is she crying? I killed him last week
Why is she here? Bro, that bitch is a tweak
I could talk to her once and get head all next week
I couldn't hold it in, so my pee, it just leaked
My dick in her mouth, now she can't even speak
My dick in her ear, now she can't even listen
Bust down, cock ring, now my penis, it glistens
Dish out the tea 'cause l'm thirsty for Lipton
Mechanical pencil, this lead what I'm gripping
[Chorus]
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (YEAH!)
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (OHAAH!)
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (YEAH!)
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (OHAAH!)

[Verse 2]
She squeeze on my dick like some pliers
Fuck having a job, I got fired
Why they sleeping on my like they tired?
That shits growing old, like retired
She ate my weenie; Oscar Mayer
Hit a pedestrian and popped my tire
I put it in and she sing like a choir
If his pants are fire, I think he a lier
She ate my dick like filet mignon
Penis monkey; the name of the song
I smoked a Cheeto inside a bong
Lunched a torpedo inside your mom

[Chorus]
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (YEAH!)
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (OHAAH!)
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (YEAH!)
PENIS MONKEY (FUCK!)
PENIS MONKEY (OHAAH!)
[Outro]
*Monkey sounds*
*Tornado siren*