Intro Kennedys Song by KiNg kNut Lyrics
Fuck staying humble I won't cease to mention
I get so much dough and cheese it's like a pizza pension
Gotta watch my calories and practice feast prevention
To be the most legally blonde at the Reese convention
But I still pretend to be black it's like I lease complexions
Counting down from ten to one I want the least direction
I got an empty jar of mayo and a greased erection
So now my doctor says I got a girl out east infection
I get so much dough and cheese it's like a pizza pension
Gotta watch my calories and practice feast prevention
To be the most legally blonde at the Reese convention
But I still pretend to be black it's like I lease complexions
Counting down from ten to one I want the least direction
I got an empty jar of mayo and a greased erection
So now my doctor says I got a girl out east infection