Good Luck by Khary Lyrics

[Skit: Jermaine Fowler, Employee & Answering Machine Voice]
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I need you. I need you, man. I need your work ethic! I need your leadership! I need your essence! I need your aura! I need.. you! I like your style, man. Your clothes, they fit! I've never seen clothes fit that good on a motherfucker before! Hmm? Your hair- never seen hair that- that black- and-and on it! Your glasses- they so clean! Never seen glasses that clean before. God damn, they clean. Whatchu' use, man, huh? Cotton swabs? Fuckin'-sh-shirt? I don't care, tell me your secrets! Just stay here, let me know how you stay so fresh, motherfu-...
(*Inhales, then shudders*) Everybody get back to work! Khary's leaving. (Are you okay?) Get out! Get out! And this goes to show anybody who quits me, you-you don't come back. 'Cause Khary's never coming back to me! Don't come back! Don't look back either. I got a wife! Huh? We eat french toast together, every Saturday! You ain't never gon' get that!
(*Shudders*) ...I miss you, Khary. Good luck, brother
(*Hangs up*)