I Wear My Khakis by Khaki Marsh Lyrics
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Back when I was ugly I was looking through stores
Tryna find clothes to help me score
As I walked through the doors; I saw them in my eye
They were sitting there looking oh so fine
I walked to the lady and I asked "how much?"
She told me the price and they were half off
I said "oh my god, I need these pants"
They look so good; they got me in a trance
Later that night when I finally got home
I was so eager to get in my room
I tried them on and they fit just right
I knew the ladies were gonna find me tight
[Chorus]
(Yeah) I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
[Verse 2]
The very next day; I'm ready to go
Impressing the girls; you already know
I'm walkin' down the street; doin' my thing
All the fine ladies are looking at me
I know I look good so I really don't mind
And it feels so good that these pants are all mine
We make a good team; we're one of a kind
We are two legends who should be shrined
When I was ugly girls never gave me a chance
But that all changed when I bought these pants
Now they all wanna know who I am
And they all think I'm a sexy man
[Chorus]
(Yeah) I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
[Verse 3]
I know whatchya thinkin'; I dress kinda nerdy
But this nerd still gets down and dirty
Every girl says I dress like their dad
But they all know I'm the best they've ever had
All you single males; I see ya feelin' down
I got some advice; don't dress like a clown
You gotta dress sharp; it's what the girls like
Follow my words and you'll always look fly
I feel like I wanna marry these pants
We get old and live on a ranch
I know it won't happen but a boy can dream
I hope these pants never leave me
[Chorus]
(Yeah) I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
[Outro]
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(Alright)
(Alright)
(Alright)
[Verse 1]
Back when I was ugly I was looking through stores
Tryna find clothes to help me score
As I walked through the doors; I saw them in my eye
They were sitting there looking oh so fine
I walked to the lady and I asked "how much?"
She told me the price and they were half off
I said "oh my god, I need these pants"
They look so good; they got me in a trance
Later that night when I finally got home
I was so eager to get in my room
I tried them on and they fit just right
I knew the ladies were gonna find me tight
[Chorus]
(Yeah) I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
[Verse 2]
The very next day; I'm ready to go
Impressing the girls; you already know
I'm walkin' down the street; doin' my thing
All the fine ladies are looking at me
I know I look good so I really don't mind
And it feels so good that these pants are all mine
We make a good team; we're one of a kind
We are two legends who should be shrined
When I was ugly girls never gave me a chance
But that all changed when I bought these pants
Now they all wanna know who I am
And they all think I'm a sexy man
[Chorus]
(Yeah) I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
[Verse 3]
I know whatchya thinkin'; I dress kinda nerdy
But this nerd still gets down and dirty
Every girl says I dress like their dad
But they all know I'm the best they've ever had
All you single males; I see ya feelin' down
I got some advice; don't dress like a clown
You gotta dress sharp; it's what the girls like
Follow my words and you'll always look fly
I feel like I wanna marry these pants
We get old and live on a ranch
I know it won't happen but a boy can dream
I hope these pants never leave me
[Chorus]
(Yeah) I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
I wear my khakis
(Oh yeah) I wear my khakis (alright)
(Yeah) Everybody
I wear my khakis (oh yeah, yeah, yeah)
Clap your hands (oh yeah)
To the beat (alright)
(Yeah) Get down and dance on the street (oh yeah, yeah yeah)
[Outro]
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