Banana Rap by Kevin Temmer Lyrics

[Intro:]
If people are tellin' you
What you can or can't do
Because of who you are
Or where you come from
Then this song is for you

[Verse 1:]
Yo!
I wanna go for a walk outside
But I can't
I'm a banana
I wanna take my Harley out for a ride
Just one problem
I'm a banana
I wanna throw a party with all my friends
I don't have friends
I'm a banana
I wanna call my mom and make amends
My mom's a plant
I'm a f@#*ing banana
[Chorus:]
I wanna go out and see the world
But I'm a banana
Just a banana
Maybe fall in love with a beautiful girl
Nah, I'm a banana
Just a banana

[Verse 2:]
I wanna go skiing in December
But wait, remember?
I'm a banana
Idiot
If a girl ever calls me attractive
Don't defend her
I'm a banana
That's really weird
Strawberries, cranberries, and plantains
Watermelon, grapefruit, feel my pain
We wanna make something of ourselves
But here we are just sitting on the shelves

[Chorus:]
I wanna win the Nobel prize
But I'm a banana
Just a banana
Order a burger with extra fries
But I'm a banana
Just a banana
[Bridge:]
Yo!
Now all that I can really do is freestyle
Meanwhile
All these other fruits callin' me senile
Me? I'll
Show 'em my potassium
And get off of my ass, they'll see
Aisle C is really just a starting point for me (Vitamin C!)
I'll be the one that all the people find appealing
Hun, my banana puns
Are crashing through the ceiling
Peel away my skin
And you will see it's been concealing
A hot banana bod
That I'm now revealing

{Chorus:]
I wanna go out and see the world
But I'm a banana
Just a banana
Maybe fall in love with a beautiful girl
But I'm a banana
Just a banana

[Verse 3:]
Skydiving?
Banana!
Car driving?
Banana!
Gift wrapping?
Banana!
Butt slapping?
Banana!
[Outro:]
I wanna do oh so many things
But I'm a banana
Just a banana
Just a banana
Just a ba-just a ba-just a- just a- just a banana