CampusLifeIsKrazy Intro by Kevin Reed Lyrics
(Reed Speaks)
Entering campus we're clueless
So I ask
(Say, what it is that you want
You got everything that a woman can ever need in life)
Fellas this apply to you too
(I got a closet full of minks, chinchillas)
You on scholarship
(i got an earlobe full of diamonds I can change 4 times a week)
I know financial aid ain't get you that
(You even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne you know that ain't your groove)
You know you like beers
(You strictly a collard green cornbread fed, now you know if anybody know, I know, since you feel like that
Sit down and drink some champagne with me and let me rap to you)
[Verse 1: Kevin Reed]
Wel, welcome to the night life, the day's barely ours
Bottles Bacardi, party hard and get the credit hours
Semi completed
Brain waves depleted
From study sessions weekdays
And pornstar weekends
Look at you genius
Done made it out of highschool
No momdukes constantly yelling in acapella
You telling the fellas you gotta bail it to make curfew?
Let me emerge you When campus life
This campus like a 7 day party complete with women and candle lights
Every night is a movie night
And movie night's are screw me night
If you pick em' and choose em' right
You'll land with 2 dykes
Who like doing kinky shit only seen in a movie script
(Chorus)
Congratulations, you've made it to college
You're paying for this knowledge
So please dont be lazy
You'll graduate on time is you shoot for A's (maybe)
But take notes on 1 thing
Campus life is Krazy (x2)
[Verse 2: Kevin Reed]
Here you are, disregarding your pops law
You dropping them draws off, pop locking your bras off
In high school you were just a nerd, Urkel
Now herbal that you puffin got that purple as your perfume
Now herbal that you puffin got that purple as your perfume
Just to twerk in parties, twerkin
Percolating with the Johnie's, Smiley's, Davey's
Quite outrageous
Using mama's money just to get them books
And make them lecture pages rolling papers
Fighting Zeta's over Alphas
You went out with giving brain
Just a dane, easy stain
But you silence
You could balance, credit hours
Passing classes
Not to mention different guys unzipping pants in your dorm room
Your freshman 15
Not the pounds that you pack on from campus dining
Dormitory slidings, stick and move type schemes
Im'a quote it if I know it
This is campus LI-F-E
Her life jet-ski
Speed and her besties
Tell her she can do no right like a lefty
(Chorus)
Congratulations, you've made it to college
You're paying for this knowledge
So please dont be lazy
You'll graduate on time is you shoot for A's (maybe)
But take notes on 1 thing
Campus life is Krazy (x2)
(Outro)
Welcome to Campus Life is Krazy
Brought to you by none other than yours truly Kevin Reed
Throughout this semester im just going to take you on a journey
You know the typical life of a college student
Just think of me as your student advisor
Im'a take you down Main St. and University Ave and show you how I live my life
So just get your notebooks, pencils and pens
And just be prepared to take notes
Because campus life is indeed crazy
Entering campus we're clueless
So I ask
(Say, what it is that you want
You got everything that a woman can ever need in life)
Fellas this apply to you too
(I got a closet full of minks, chinchillas)
You on scholarship
(i got an earlobe full of diamonds I can change 4 times a week)
I know financial aid ain't get you that
(You even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne you know that ain't your groove)
You know you like beers
(You strictly a collard green cornbread fed, now you know if anybody know, I know, since you feel like that
Sit down and drink some champagne with me and let me rap to you)
[Verse 1: Kevin Reed]
Wel, welcome to the night life, the day's barely ours
Bottles Bacardi, party hard and get the credit hours
Semi completed
Brain waves depleted
From study sessions weekdays
And pornstar weekends
Look at you genius
Done made it out of highschool
No momdukes constantly yelling in acapella
You telling the fellas you gotta bail it to make curfew?
Let me emerge you When campus life
This campus like a 7 day party complete with women and candle lights
Every night is a movie night
And movie night's are screw me night
If you pick em' and choose em' right
You'll land with 2 dykes
Who like doing kinky shit only seen in a movie script
(Chorus)
Congratulations, you've made it to college
You're paying for this knowledge
So please dont be lazy
You'll graduate on time is you shoot for A's (maybe)
But take notes on 1 thing
Campus life is Krazy (x2)
[Verse 2: Kevin Reed]
Here you are, disregarding your pops law
You dropping them draws off, pop locking your bras off
In high school you were just a nerd, Urkel
Now herbal that you puffin got that purple as your perfume
Now herbal that you puffin got that purple as your perfume
Just to twerk in parties, twerkin
Percolating with the Johnie's, Smiley's, Davey's
Quite outrageous
Using mama's money just to get them books
And make them lecture pages rolling papers
Fighting Zeta's over Alphas
You went out with giving brain
Just a dane, easy stain
But you silence
You could balance, credit hours
Passing classes
Not to mention different guys unzipping pants in your dorm room
Your freshman 15
Not the pounds that you pack on from campus dining
Dormitory slidings, stick and move type schemes
Im'a quote it if I know it
This is campus LI-F-E
Her life jet-ski
Speed and her besties
Tell her she can do no right like a lefty
(Chorus)
Congratulations, you've made it to college
You're paying for this knowledge
So please dont be lazy
You'll graduate on time is you shoot for A's (maybe)
But take notes on 1 thing
Campus life is Krazy (x2)
(Outro)
Welcome to Campus Life is Krazy
Brought to you by none other than yours truly Kevin Reed
Throughout this semester im just going to take you on a journey
You know the typical life of a college student
Just think of me as your student advisor
Im'a take you down Main St. and University Ave and show you how I live my life
So just get your notebooks, pencils and pens
And just be prepared to take notes
Because campus life is indeed crazy