Home Alone Rap by Kevin McCallister Lyrics

[Intro}:
I made my family disappear.... (I made my family disappear...)

[Verse 1: Kevin McCallister]
You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
Down here, you big horse’s ass. Come and get me before I call the police
Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!
I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices…including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed

[Verse 2: Marv Murchins]
All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits!
Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

{Verse 3: Buzz McCallister & Frank McCallister]
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Look what you did you little jerk
Don’t you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?

{Outro: Kevin McCallister]
A lovely cheese pizza. Just for me. x2