Gangsta Rap For Kids by Kevin LaSean Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah!
This goes out to all them kids that want that gangsta sh**t
Ha, And I ain't talking bout that Kidz Bop
I'm talking about that hip-hop, swag
Know what I'm saying?
Yeah
Swag

[Verse]
Motherf**r, its nap time
I put your a** to sleep like a nursery rhyme
Where the f**k is the teacher at?
She ain't even on time
I'm sipping on my juice box and drawing out the damn line
Tooth fairy came, gave me the racks
That's two whole dollars, what the f**k you think of that
Bishes came in the class
Principal, kiss my a**
You got the money, I got the stuff
Now throw the candy in a bag, swag
I'm killing ya'll, in kickball
Going on you hoes, I'm getting so tall
Better trade me your brownie for my broccoli
Or else I'ma slap you in the face and make you look real ugly
I'm so cool sitting on the top bleacher
Follow me sucker, I'm the line leader
Better bring snacks to class
Call me Scooby
And f**k reading a book, I'ma just watch the movie
Yeah!
[Outro]
That's how we do man (Swag school!)
It's crazy out here! (Kids, Kids)
We don't play no more (Children, Kids)
Its grade five (School, Juice box)
Not grade four (Swag, swag, swag, juice box, swag)
Peace! (Crayons)