Dog Chow Mein by Kermit.t.k Lyrics
Ayo
This is the dumbest shit i've ever heard
Dog, dog
Dog chow mein
Raping children is my game
Bitch stay in your lane
Fore I get the fucking cane
Im not asian but i am
More curry in the pan
Now listen or i'll scam
I'll call your fucking land
Line, always on that grind
Gold digging like a mine
Leave you quiet like a mime
Now we’re on that fucking climb
Eating dogs is a crime
Fully sick like i’m lime
Just waiting for our time
(coughs) coronaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
I asked my mum what was in the food
She told me to eat it, it’ll be good
I ate it up, it was yummy
Now I want to eat some curry
I’m not racist I got a coloured TV
My monk friend has HIV
(e)
I don't want him close to me
He has a nonexistent .peeeeeeeen
Ching chong wing wong
I play ping pong
I have a monster dong
I eat dog wong tong
(won ton)
I be getting A+ every year
I be shedding lots of tears
I be cheating off my peers
I want a doctors career
And I be drinking all yo beer
Ay Ay Ay Aye yuh
Making racks is my game
Hundred mill to my name
Niggas they all want my fame
Aye dog chow mein
Cruisin in a fucken supra
Shut the fuck up poofta
Gang on me like sup brah
You pussy out like yea nah
Hooligan like eetswa
Sit the fuck down im your teacha
The we’ll laugh in your face like haha
Now its diamonds on my chain
Aye dog chow mein
Everyday I eat fried rice
It is very nice
I eat it with hair lice
I can't see you
I have small eyes
Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Dog
Ling Long Ling Long
(I eat da won ton)
My penis is not long
I’m Chinese Ching Chong
Bow down to me
(bow)
And you will see
(see)
THE BIG DING DONG THAT'S DRIPPING ALL OVER YOUR KNEE
(knee)
Ayo this shit is fire
(fire)
Only family I hire
(hire)
Im so motherfucking tired
(tired)
Of these motherfucking liars
(liars)
Bet they're wearing wires
(wires)
Like a baby you're a crier n
Criers
Like a pilot I’m a flyer
(flyer)
Like a tumble you a dryer
(dryer)
Sliding into ur girls dms like im michael jackson
In my pants there's a Glock but i'm still packin
I be watching a movie with no caption
Designer on my shirt don't give no fucks no fashion
I'm not tay k im tk still dont want no action
I'm not like a fucking purple you won't catch me lackin
Im a sex offender raping children is my game
Bitch shut the fuck up and eat ur dog chow mein
Bro like we’re not even racist
But like dog chow mein
(mein mein mein mein)
This is the dumbest shit i've ever heard
Dog, dog
Dog chow mein
Raping children is my game
Bitch stay in your lane
Fore I get the fucking cane
Im not asian but i am
More curry in the pan
Now listen or i'll scam
I'll call your fucking land
Line, always on that grind
Gold digging like a mine
Leave you quiet like a mime
Now we’re on that fucking climb
Eating dogs is a crime
Fully sick like i’m lime
Just waiting for our time
(coughs) coronaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
I asked my mum what was in the food
She told me to eat it, it’ll be good
I ate it up, it was yummy
Now I want to eat some curry
I’m not racist I got a coloured TV
My monk friend has HIV
(e)
I don't want him close to me
He has a nonexistent .peeeeeeeen
Ching chong wing wong
I play ping pong
I have a monster dong
I eat dog wong tong
(won ton)
I be getting A+ every year
I be shedding lots of tears
I be cheating off my peers
I want a doctors career
And I be drinking all yo beer
Ay Ay Ay Aye yuh
Making racks is my game
Hundred mill to my name
Niggas they all want my fame
Aye dog chow mein
Cruisin in a fucken supra
Shut the fuck up poofta
Gang on me like sup brah
You pussy out like yea nah
Hooligan like eetswa
Sit the fuck down im your teacha
The we’ll laugh in your face like haha
Now its diamonds on my chain
Aye dog chow mein
Everyday I eat fried rice
It is very nice
I eat it with hair lice
I can't see you
I have small eyes
Ching Chong Ching Chong Ching Chong Dog
Ling Long Ling Long
(I eat da won ton)
My penis is not long
I’m Chinese Ching Chong
Bow down to me
(bow)
And you will see
(see)
THE BIG DING DONG THAT'S DRIPPING ALL OVER YOUR KNEE
(knee)
Ayo this shit is fire
(fire)
Only family I hire
(hire)
Im so motherfucking tired
(tired)
Of these motherfucking liars
(liars)
Bet they're wearing wires
(wires)
Like a baby you're a crier n
Criers
Like a pilot I’m a flyer
(flyer)
Like a tumble you a dryer
(dryer)
Sliding into ur girls dms like im michael jackson
In my pants there's a Glock but i'm still packin
I be watching a movie with no caption
Designer on my shirt don't give no fucks no fashion
I'm not tay k im tk still dont want no action
I'm not like a fucking purple you won't catch me lackin
Im a sex offender raping children is my game
Bitch shut the fuck up and eat ur dog chow mein
Bro like we’re not even racist
But like dog chow mein
(mein mein mein mein)