If I Were Corona Virus by Kenny holland Lyrics
[Chorus]
If I were Liam Hemsworth
then you'd be Miley Cyrus
And if we did the math
you'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
I'd throw rocks at your window
til it breaks and sounds a siren
and you'd probably kill me
but you'd be killing me with kindness
You could be my Bonnie
and I could be your Clyde
just sail the seven seas
like two sophisticated pirates
The clocks would have no numbers
because you make every moment timeless
And baby I would love you evеn with corona virus
[Instrumental]
[Verse 1]
If I were Tarzan
you would be thе jane to help me know I'm sane
If I were superman I'd save the world
And you'd be Lois Lane
If I were a mad scientist
I'd find a cure to all the pain
And you would be the only inspiration
[Bridge]
This just might be the last December
And if so then you're the last thing I want to remember
Cuz there's not much life to live
But I've got so much left to give to you
and COVID-19 wouldn't make a difference
[Chorus]
If I were Liam Hemsworth
then you'd be Miley Cyrus
And if we did the math
you'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
I'd throw rocks at your window
til it breaks and sounds a siren
and you'd probably kill me
but you'd be killing me with kindness
You could be my Bonnie
and I could be your Clyde
just sail the seven seas
like two sophisticated pirates
The clocks would have no numbers
because you make every moment timeless
And baby i would love you even with corona virus
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
First before I sing this part
just know that it's unbiased
earthquakes, hurricanes, school shootings, sicknesses, and ISIS
even in the midst of the worldwide pandemic crisis
baby I'd still love you
even with coronavirus
If I were Liam Hemsworth
then you'd be Miley Cyrus
And if we did the math
you'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
I'd throw rocks at your window
til it breaks and sounds a siren
and you'd probably kill me
but you'd be killing me with kindness
You could be my Bonnie
and I could be your Clyde
just sail the seven seas
like two sophisticated pirates
The clocks would have no numbers
because you make every moment timeless
And baby I would love you evеn with corona virus
[Instrumental]
[Verse 1]
If I were Tarzan
you would be thе jane to help me know I'm sane
If I were superman I'd save the world
And you'd be Lois Lane
If I were a mad scientist
I'd find a cure to all the pain
And you would be the only inspiration
[Bridge]
This just might be the last December
And if so then you're the last thing I want to remember
Cuz there's not much life to live
But I've got so much left to give to you
and COVID-19 wouldn't make a difference
[Chorus]
If I were Liam Hemsworth
then you'd be Miley Cyrus
And if we did the math
you'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
I'd throw rocks at your window
til it breaks and sounds a siren
and you'd probably kill me
but you'd be killing me with kindness
You could be my Bonnie
and I could be your Clyde
just sail the seven seas
like two sophisticated pirates
The clocks would have no numbers
because you make every moment timeless
And baby i would love you even with corona virus
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
First before I sing this part
just know that it's unbiased
earthquakes, hurricanes, school shootings, sicknesses, and ISIS
even in the midst of the worldwide pandemic crisis
baby I'd still love you
even with coronavirus