Txt msg brkup by Kelly (Liam Kyle Sullivan) Lyrics

You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You fuck up
Oh my god, I wanna throw up

You couldn't even spell break right
B-R-A-K-E?
That's in your car, dummy

And I'm not gonna take this disgrace
I'll be like mace in you face on MySpace
Just you wait until you read the shit on you
I'm gonna blog about
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?

[Chorus]
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
After two years?
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
You can't text message break up
Get a clue
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you
I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your bastard ass from coast to coast
"My ex-bf is a cyberspace coward
And he plays with his asshole on the shower"

I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends
How bad the sex was
I'm pissed like president Bush
Would be in a gay parade in Texas
I'm gonna spit until you shit
If you don't like it you can lick my fucking clit
For once

[Chorus]
You can't text message break up
Oh my god
You can't text message break up
I mean we got a dog
You can't text message break up
You still owe me twelve hundred dollars, shitbag
You can't text message break up
String up a stag
You can't text message break up
I want all my stuff back
You can't text message break up
Get a clue
No, let the clues be lost
Just fuck you, dick
"I can't belive he did that"
"What a piece of shit"
"What a fucking douche bag"
"Why can't he figure it out?"
"You're a loser, I mean Jesus"
"If you ever get a girlfriend"
"What? Are you kidding me?"
"You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser"
"You're an ass"
"Fuck you"
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit"
"I can't believe that crap"
"I'm gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail"

I use the same weapon against you
'Cause I can type too
"ex bf 4eva dick"
"ur my ex bf 4eva dick"