Saloon by KayR Lyrics
[Intro]
*smoking & coughing*
[Verse]
I ride around with a hearse, in case I ride on a hater
I got a lot on my mind, I broke the knob off the fader
I’m saying “nah, see you later” to every brah who’s a traitor
And I won’t text your girl back because I don’t wanna date her
Plus I already ate her. Yeah I frosted the flakes
She said I earned my stripes, said it was honestly great
Said you were not in the race, while I was all in her face
I’m saying you can suck my dick and compare notes on the taste, ha
[Chorus]
Mе and my dudes, we be in thе saloon
Taking shot after shot until we can’t see the moon
We looking fancy and cool, and got a man on the tunes
And if you walk in through the door well then we looking at you
And we like “Hey little shorty, know you wanna party
Come on over here and we can get a little naughty,”
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
[Verse]
These motherfuckers acting silly while they up in the booth
Talking about a lot of shit that they hardily do
Gotta be cool, it’s true, motherfucker be you
But if you speak on me and see me then I’ll have to see you
And I’ll just cut you in two, and then like half of your crew
And get the other half to rat on all your family too
And then I roll up to the spot and eat your grandmammy’s food
And disrespect her ’til she’s really fuckin’ mad at me dude
I have to be crude to get you motherfuckers to listen
You done fucked up the game, ain’t nobody sound different
Good job Monopoly Man, you got a pot you can piss in
But that well is drying up, it’s time to change your position
I’m John Wayne in the main game. Your brain is the same, lame
Plain Jane, tamed, maimed, mainframe. Dang man
I be conquering this shit like I’m Kang, man
All my drunk texts go straight to your main dame
And she want Kay D like she Lang, man
Asked me to gang bang, told her she can’t hang
I met her mother-in-law then I told her the same thing
I guess I got that dope, I didn’t think that I’d slang man
Every time I’m on the beat it’s like a walk in the park
Homie, you’re a simp son, man you probably Bart
Your girl on my sax, brain is honestly smart
And she blew my top, now I’m probably Marge
[Chorus]
Me and my dudes, we be in the saloon
Taking shot after shot until we can’t see the moon
We looking fancy and cool, and got a man on the tunes
And if you walk in through the door well then we looking at you
And we like “Hey little shorty, know you wanna party
Come on over here and we can get a little naughty,”
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
[Outro]
Yeah, yeah it’s wild in the west, yeah
Yeah, yeah it’s wild in the west, yeah
I live in Winnipeg but I say I’m in the west, yeah
Never really spent that much time in the west, yeah
Been to Vancouver and LA and that’s the west, yeah
But mostly I live in the centre not the west, yeah
Sometimes I go to the east, but that’s not west, yeah
Cardinal directions are the best, yeah, yeah…
*smoking & coughing*
[Verse]
I ride around with a hearse, in case I ride on a hater
I got a lot on my mind, I broke the knob off the fader
I’m saying “nah, see you later” to every brah who’s a traitor
And I won’t text your girl back because I don’t wanna date her
Plus I already ate her. Yeah I frosted the flakes
She said I earned my stripes, said it was honestly great
Said you were not in the race, while I was all in her face
I’m saying you can suck my dick and compare notes on the taste, ha
[Chorus]
Mе and my dudes, we be in thе saloon
Taking shot after shot until we can’t see the moon
We looking fancy and cool, and got a man on the tunes
And if you walk in through the door well then we looking at you
And we like “Hey little shorty, know you wanna party
Come on over here and we can get a little naughty,”
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
[Verse]
These motherfuckers acting silly while they up in the booth
Talking about a lot of shit that they hardily do
Gotta be cool, it’s true, motherfucker be you
But if you speak on me and see me then I’ll have to see you
And I’ll just cut you in two, and then like half of your crew
And get the other half to rat on all your family too
And then I roll up to the spot and eat your grandmammy’s food
And disrespect her ’til she’s really fuckin’ mad at me dude
I have to be crude to get you motherfuckers to listen
You done fucked up the game, ain’t nobody sound different
Good job Monopoly Man, you got a pot you can piss in
But that well is drying up, it’s time to change your position
I’m John Wayne in the main game. Your brain is the same, lame
Plain Jane, tamed, maimed, mainframe. Dang man
I be conquering this shit like I’m Kang, man
All my drunk texts go straight to your main dame
And she want Kay D like she Lang, man
Asked me to gang bang, told her she can’t hang
I met her mother-in-law then I told her the same thing
I guess I got that dope, I didn’t think that I’d slang man
Every time I’m on the beat it’s like a walk in the park
Homie, you’re a simp son, man you probably Bart
Your girl on my sax, brain is honestly smart
And she blew my top, now I’m probably Marge
[Chorus]
Me and my dudes, we be in the saloon
Taking shot after shot until we can’t see the moon
We looking fancy and cool, and got a man on the tunes
And if you walk in through the door well then we looking at you
And we like “Hey little shorty, know you wanna party
Come on over here and we can get a little naughty,”
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
Like ay (Ay, ay) it’s wild in the west
[Outro]
Yeah, yeah it’s wild in the west, yeah
Yeah, yeah it’s wild in the west, yeah
I live in Winnipeg but I say I’m in the west, yeah
Never really spent that much time in the west, yeah
Been to Vancouver and LA and that’s the west, yeah
But mostly I live in the centre not the west, yeah
Sometimes I go to the east, but that’s not west, yeah
Cardinal directions are the best, yeah, yeah…