The Kiwi Song by Kate McKinnon Lyrics

Sometimes
You kill a man
When he's taking off his clothes for you
You kill a man
You kill him with your friends
And he dies
Ooooh

Other times
When you kill a man
You need to toss his body in the ocean
But you don't care
'Cause your friends are there
By your side
You're makin' friends
I love you, girls

We killed a man
We made a plan
You are my friends
And I"ll never forget
This bachelorette
This bachelorette