Fraudulent Steve by Kat McSnatch Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Fraudulent Steve
Have you met Fraudulent Steve?
Story-times, many crimes
Shit you wouldn't believe
Fraudulent Steve (Fraudulent Steve)
He wears his heart on his sleeve (Heart on his sleeve)
That is why slappers cry
On his shoulders when in need

[Chorus]
Betcha don't know
Steve has banged so many hoes
The list of slappers just grows
How many? Nobody knows
Even though he seems quite shy
Steve is one fraudulent guy
Don't let yourself be deceived
Don't trust Steve

[Verse 2]
He made a judge believe (Judge believe)
He deserved a reprieve (Deserved a reprieve)
'Cause he cried, then he lied
So she just let him leave
He'll have you believe (Have you believe)
He really is intrigued (But he isn't, no, no, no)
But it's a trap, Steve is crap
I think we can all agree
[Chorus]
Betcha don't know (Betcha don't know)
Steve has banged so many hoes (So many hoes)
The list of slappers just grows
How many? Nobody knows
Even though he seems quite shy
Steve is one fraudulent guy
Don't let yourself be deceived
Don't trust Steve

[Interlude]
Kazoo solo

[Kazoo Solo]

[Chorus]
Betcha don't know (Betcha don't know)
Steve has banged so many hoes (So many hoes)
The list of slappers just grows
How many? Nobody knows
Even though he seems quite shy...
Steve is one fraudulent guy (Fraudulent guy)
Don't let yourself be deceived (Oh-oh)
I hope he doesn't sue me (Oh-oh)
Or steal my big TV
Don't trust Steve