MC Rove by Karl Rove Lyrics

KICK IT! Yeeeeeaaahhhh!

Now listen up suckas, don't get the jitters
But MC Rove tears the heads off of critters
That's true, it's cruel to see
But he's gonna be about animal cruelty
He's a man, he's a treasure trove
A-tell me what is your name

I'm MC Rove!!!

That's right! He can't be beat
Because he's so white from his head to his feet!
But he will rap it when you give him a chance
Look at him move, doin' the rappin' dance

That's true, he's a dancing resident
He is the sidekick to the President
He's goin' way a-bove
Tell me, what is your name?
MC Rove!!!

That's true! He's crossin' his arms
He's rappin' and a chillin' and a showin' his charms
He will do it, a-without fail!
Get out his gun 'cause he's shooting quail!

This man will never stop
Look at him, jumpin' up and down, ready to hop!
He's got so much to prove
And tell me you never saw this man move

Doing the dance, the Karl dance
Doing the dance, the Karl dance
Dancin' and talkin'..
And dancin' and talkin'
And dancin' and talkin'
And dancin' and talkin'

Now it's time for a little shock
With a-Colin over there doin' the old beat box

[very sloppy beatboxing]
[record scratch noises]

Hee hee hee hee hee hee HEEEE hee!
Hee hee hee hee hee hee HEEEE hee!
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Emmmm... Seeeee.... Roooooove!
You are such a helpful treasure trove
Tell me, what is your name?

MC Rove!

See him later, hangin' in the cove
Tell me, what is your name?

MC Rove!

Doin' it right, and he really strove
One more time, what's your name?

[high-pitched] MC Rove!

Give it up for MC Rove in the house!