Pizza Beer by Karen Meat Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I eat too much
I drink a bunch
I slur my words
And I get absurd

I'll write a haiku
And give it to you
About how I dress
And how I'm a mess

[Chorus]
Oh, pizza and beer
Keep my head clear
Get rid of fogginess
Because of my stress

[Verse 2]
I think about exercise
And I'll close my eyes
For only a minute or two
[Bridge]
You want me to be
The girl of your dreams
But I'd rather barf
All that shit I scarfed down earlier

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
I'll wear the tightest clothes
And I'll pierce my nose
I'll get really thin
Maybe you'll like me then