Harry Styles Vs Paul McCartney 2 by Kaleb Fletcher Lyrics
Harry Styles:
Time for round two, grandpa, I hope you are a fast reactor
We write the 'Best Songs Ever', and we've got the X Factor!
Bugger off, ya bugs! All five of us got the Style
All four of you got warrants as domestic pedophiles! 1D's the commotion 'cross the ocean
1 half of you are dead, we keep things in motion!
There are 4 problems here, and we are the solvers
We'll shoot you down like John, with a lyrical revolver
This is a battle of the Brits, so retrieve your shields
And stop dreaming all day in your Strawberry Fields
You can't handle my swag, don't you ever forget
I'm the most fly swatter, just crushed these insects
Paul McCartney:
I'm gonna kick you with my brown shoes, I've got nothing to prove
This boy band is so gonna lose, since their only fans are girls in their youth
You gotta choose, fool, give up or maybe try to improve
You think you're the big hit news when you literally copy our moves?
On the fame mountain we're still climbing, While you're horrible at rhyming
Harry, I will devour you like a lion, better call Big Papa Simon!
Your horrible songs keep me up at night, your lyrics suck, as usual
There's One Thing I gotta say, these buttbuddies aren't beautiful
If John would write a song about you all, it would be called 5 virgins
We're the greatest, while you're the gay Backstreet Boys version
It's in our name, we'll Beat you, since our skill is so lethal
You're walking towards the direction of being killed by the Beatles
Harry Styles:
You old stoners are haggards and fags in the sack
Niall Horan:
We'll leave you four and your chink girlfriend snapped
Louis Tomlinson:
Who the frig knows who Ringo is?
Zayn Malik:
George, I'll harass you
Liam Payne:
And Lennon's been dead
Louis Tomlinson:
So that leaves us the last two
Harry Styles:
Run away, our millions of fans will make sure you won't go far
Liam Payne:
1D is the best band in the world, we're the real Starrs!
Niall Horan:
We'll be living while we're young, kicking your asses back to Yesterday!
Louis Tomlinson:
You all need HELP!
Zayn Malik:
We'll beat all these Beatles without delay
Harry Styles:
Your music is cancerous, like your good friend George!
Liam Payne:
Your fans are dead, nobody loves you anymore!
Harry Styles:
This is the end for you four, you shouldn't have made us do this
Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik:
Now you know not to mess with Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn and
Louis Tomlinson:
Louieeeeee!
Paul McCartney:
Well these kids are steppin' up to us, we made the rock era our bitch
John Lennon:
You're basically any other boyband
Ringo Starr:
Well, plus a terrorist
George Harrison:
While we're The Beatles, so great we have stuff nobody has
Ringo Starr:
We've got the most known covers, and we're the best in kicking ass
Paul McCartney:
I'm Paul MC Cartney, we're known for the most hits
John Lennon:
You're known for getting eight year olds and sucking british dick
George Harrison:
Your "little things" will never slip up any girl on their will
Ringo Starr:
Baby, you can drive my car! We'll drive you to a standstill
John Lennon:
We're spitting hot on this vinyl! You've reached out fame? Ours is tripled
George Harrison:
No wonder Taylor Swift left Harry to cry! He has 4 goddamn nipples
Paul McCartney:
Your dads didn't use protection, now the Beatles are infesting
Rest in Pieces cause
All:
The Beatles blew your bodies in all directions
Time for round two, grandpa, I hope you are a fast reactor
We write the 'Best Songs Ever', and we've got the X Factor!
Bugger off, ya bugs! All five of us got the Style
All four of you got warrants as domestic pedophiles! 1D's the commotion 'cross the ocean
1 half of you are dead, we keep things in motion!
There are 4 problems here, and we are the solvers
We'll shoot you down like John, with a lyrical revolver
This is a battle of the Brits, so retrieve your shields
And stop dreaming all day in your Strawberry Fields
You can't handle my swag, don't you ever forget
I'm the most fly swatter, just crushed these insects
Paul McCartney:
I'm gonna kick you with my brown shoes, I've got nothing to prove
This boy band is so gonna lose, since their only fans are girls in their youth
You gotta choose, fool, give up or maybe try to improve
You think you're the big hit news when you literally copy our moves?
On the fame mountain we're still climbing, While you're horrible at rhyming
Harry, I will devour you like a lion, better call Big Papa Simon!
Your horrible songs keep me up at night, your lyrics suck, as usual
There's One Thing I gotta say, these buttbuddies aren't beautiful
If John would write a song about you all, it would be called 5 virgins
We're the greatest, while you're the gay Backstreet Boys version
It's in our name, we'll Beat you, since our skill is so lethal
You're walking towards the direction of being killed by the Beatles
Harry Styles:
You old stoners are haggards and fags in the sack
Niall Horan:
We'll leave you four and your chink girlfriend snapped
Louis Tomlinson:
Who the frig knows who Ringo is?
Zayn Malik:
George, I'll harass you
Liam Payne:
And Lennon's been dead
Louis Tomlinson:
So that leaves us the last two
Harry Styles:
Run away, our millions of fans will make sure you won't go far
Liam Payne:
1D is the best band in the world, we're the real Starrs!
Niall Horan:
We'll be living while we're young, kicking your asses back to Yesterday!
Louis Tomlinson:
You all need HELP!
Zayn Malik:
We'll beat all these Beatles without delay
Harry Styles:
Your music is cancerous, like your good friend George!
Liam Payne:
Your fans are dead, nobody loves you anymore!
Harry Styles:
This is the end for you four, you shouldn't have made us do this
Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik:
Now you know not to mess with Harry, Liam, Niall, Zayn and
Louis Tomlinson:
Louieeeeee!
Paul McCartney:
Well these kids are steppin' up to us, we made the rock era our bitch
John Lennon:
You're basically any other boyband
Ringo Starr:
Well, plus a terrorist
George Harrison:
While we're The Beatles, so great we have stuff nobody has
Ringo Starr:
We've got the most known covers, and we're the best in kicking ass
Paul McCartney:
I'm Paul MC Cartney, we're known for the most hits
John Lennon:
You're known for getting eight year olds and sucking british dick
George Harrison:
Your "little things" will never slip up any girl on their will
Ringo Starr:
Baby, you can drive my car! We'll drive you to a standstill
John Lennon:
We're spitting hot on this vinyl! You've reached out fame? Ours is tripled
George Harrison:
No wonder Taylor Swift left Harry to cry! He has 4 goddamn nipples
Paul McCartney:
Your dads didn't use protection, now the Beatles are infesting
Rest in Pieces cause
All:
The Beatles blew your bodies in all directions