Its a Weederful Life Dialogue by Kal Penn Lyrics

[MALL SANTA]
Okay. On the menu today, we have: Winter Wonder Weed. We have Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer. Ooh, it's a Weederful Life.

[KUMAR]
God, does everything have to be about Christmas?

[MALL SANTA]
Hey, some people like the holidays. I had Hanukkah Hash, but the kids from Temple Shalom Immanuel cleaned me out.