The Hard on Rap Canon Nikon by Kai Man Wong Lyrics

[Verse 1: Kai W.]
D to the R to the T to the V
I can spell, you can see
Writing things ain't the shizzle
Cause' photography makes me jizzle

Got my 'Bling Bling' on
And flammable nylon
No gangster hits, I'm shooting feathered tits


[Verse 2: Lok C.]
Need a pimpin' camera
Mother fucking flippy mirror
Which is the right one? Canon or Nikon?

[Verse 3: Kai W.]
Look like a tramp, no Rolex on the wrist
But love shopping like a Chinese tourist
No Gucci, no Prada or fucking LB
What I want is a D800E
[Verse 4: Lok C.]
But is there a camera I love more
Perhaps the Canon 1D freakin' 4

Don't want no drugs of dirty paid sex
Cause' I get off on the freakin' 1DX

[Chorus]
Canon, Nikon
Canon, Nikon, which one gets your hard on!
Canon, Nikon
Canon, Nikon, which one gets your hard on!

[Verse 5: Kai W.]
Look I ain't no bloody brand bitch
I'll even have a bit of Pentax
The 645D is mother-bitchin' pimp
But Samsung is totally gimp

[Verse 6: Lok C.]
I don't want to look like major ass
So I need Nikkors or freakin' L glass
D600 or Canon 6D
Makes me need a naughty sex wee

[Verse 7: Kai W.]
So I've bought all of them
Had to sell my kidneys on the net
Now I've a D4 and 1DX
Plus a machine for dialysis
[Verse 8: Lok C.]
Feel like a bit of a sinner
Beans on toast for Christmas dinner
But now I don't have to decide
Which one should I buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

[Chorus 2]
Canon, Nikon
D to the R to the T to the V
Canon, Nikon, which one gets your hard on!
Canon, Nikon
Canon, Nikon, which one gets your hard on!
Canon, Nikon (phone ring) oopsies
Canon, Nikon, which one gets your hard on!
Canon, Nikon
Canon, Nikon, which one gets your hard on!

[Outro]
Digi, Digi, Digital
Digital, Digital
Digi, Digi, Digital
Digital, Digital
REV (tv)