Kicking Balls by Kaelin Halcrow Lyrics
REF REF WHAT WAS THAT
YOU DIVING PRICK! HE NEVER TOUCHED YOU!
RED CARD REF ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND
COME ON SON! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
PASS THE BALL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
TAKE THE SHOT! TAKE THE SHOT!
AW YOU MISSED YOU CUUUUNT
AAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SPORT
Here we are again. The World Cup's on
I've got a couple beers and I've got my son
And I'm gonna teach him the importance of the sport
So that he knows that the only thing that's worth living for is kicking balls, and watching other men, kicking balls
And betting on the men that can kick the ball the best, betting on the boys that are better than the rest
The game's about to start, volume up
Later I'll be in the bar for the world cup
The Mrs wants me to do the dishes
I tell her that I'll get it in a minute I'm a little bit busy
Busy on your arse watching telly all day?
It doesn't take a genius to see
That she's taking my attention
Away from the game
Showing no consideration
For my entertainment
When we're in the pub together, we're supporting our favorite men
We all hope they do a good job, guiding the ball to the net
When I'm in the house and I'm sitting on the couch, my wife takes the kids elsewhere
Leaving me in front of the TV supporting the boys myself
When it comes to betting, many generally bet on the team that means the most to them
I think that's silly, and I'm not an idiot, I heard that Germany won against Brazil
Germany have proved to me they're the best
I'm going to bet my money on them
SOUTH KOREA YOU CUNTS
YOU SCHEMING BUNCH OF CHEATING FUCKS
That referee is gonna do me out of 500 quid so my wife and kid are gonna hide from me so I can fight the seat in
Peace
I support my team by shouting through the screen
How about you try to kick in the right direction this time
Oi ref, you think you're smart
I'll shove that red card up your arse
Let's all rejoice and enjoy the sport
Here's the plan: Pub, World Cup, Done
Nothing's happened yet, better get a pint. GOAL, better get a pint
Oh wait, my mistake, not a goal but I'll keep that pint anyway
It would have been a goal if it was David Beckham
Messi kicks a ball relatively well, but Dave does it better
David Beckham, amazing legend
Scoring 2 goals every second
David Beckham is the threat
To the other teams success
David Beckham used his chest
Kick the ball into the net
David Beckham's in town, Messi better sit down
David Beckham's gonna get him David Beckham's gonna get him
When we're in the pub together, we're supporting our favorite men
We all hope they do a good job, guiding the ball to the net
When I'm in the house and I'm sitting on the couch, my wife takes the kids elsewhere
Leaving me in front of the TV supporting the boys myself
YOU DIVING PRICK! HE NEVER TOUCHED YOU!
RED CARD REF ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND
COME ON SON! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
PASS THE BALL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
TAKE THE SHOT! TAKE THE SHOT!
AW YOU MISSED YOU CUUUUNT
AAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS SPORT
Here we are again. The World Cup's on
I've got a couple beers and I've got my son
And I'm gonna teach him the importance of the sport
So that he knows that the only thing that's worth living for is kicking balls, and watching other men, kicking balls
And betting on the men that can kick the ball the best, betting on the boys that are better than the rest
The game's about to start, volume up
Later I'll be in the bar for the world cup
The Mrs wants me to do the dishes
I tell her that I'll get it in a minute I'm a little bit busy
Busy on your arse watching telly all day?
It doesn't take a genius to see
That she's taking my attention
Away from the game
Showing no consideration
For my entertainment
When we're in the pub together, we're supporting our favorite men
We all hope they do a good job, guiding the ball to the net
When I'm in the house and I'm sitting on the couch, my wife takes the kids elsewhere
Leaving me in front of the TV supporting the boys myself
When it comes to betting, many generally bet on the team that means the most to them
I think that's silly, and I'm not an idiot, I heard that Germany won against Brazil
Germany have proved to me they're the best
I'm going to bet my money on them
SOUTH KOREA YOU CUNTS
YOU SCHEMING BUNCH OF CHEATING FUCKS
That referee is gonna do me out of 500 quid so my wife and kid are gonna hide from me so I can fight the seat in
Peace
I support my team by shouting through the screen
How about you try to kick in the right direction this time
Oi ref, you think you're smart
I'll shove that red card up your arse
Let's all rejoice and enjoy the sport
Here's the plan: Pub, World Cup, Done
Nothing's happened yet, better get a pint. GOAL, better get a pint
Oh wait, my mistake, not a goal but I'll keep that pint anyway
It would have been a goal if it was David Beckham
Messi kicks a ball relatively well, but Dave does it better
David Beckham, amazing legend
Scoring 2 goals every second
David Beckham is the threat
To the other teams success
David Beckham used his chest
Kick the ball into the net
David Beckham's in town, Messi better sit down
David Beckham's gonna get him David Beckham's gonna get him
When we're in the pub together, we're supporting our favorite men
We all hope they do a good job, guiding the ball to the net
When I'm in the house and I'm sitting on the couch, my wife takes the kids elsewhere
Leaving me in front of the TV supporting the boys myself