Evergreen - Kaelar vs. Buck by Kaelar Lyrics
[Intro]
[Buck]
Since you chose to die in such an honorable manner, you choose the color which you’d like to play your last game with
[Kaelar]
I’ll be white
[Verse: Kaelar vs. Buck]
E4, this pawn will come in handy, I guess, at like 24
E5, talking shit? Better back it up, little bitch
Knight F3, King C6, you about to move that Bishop, kid?
That’s right, Bishop C4, Italian game for life
Bishop C5, B4, evans gambit for sure
Don’t mind me and my bishop, I’d gladly take that pawn
C3, Bishop A5, I can keep going for a while
D4, D4, lemme just quickly castle in style
D3, Queen B3, Queen F6, fifth of D
I’ll bet you’ll flee, Queen to G6, can’t take me, bitch
Rook to E1, soon you’ll be done
Keep on dreamin, knight G to E7
And I’ve only just begun
Bishop A3, Pawn B5
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, queen!
Rook to G8, step aside
Or I’ll swoosh, swoosh, swipe you clean
Queen to A4, Bishop B6, Knight B to D2
Bishop B7, Knight E4, show me what you can do
Queen to F5
Oof, you sure you wanna do that, my guy?
Bishop G3, got your pawn
And now I’m boutta end your life
You can try, queen H5
This is far from a problem
You sure about that? Knight F6
Let’s see how you get to solvin this
G captures F6, E captures F6
Now you’re getting hit
Rook G8, I don’t see a threat
You’re just talking shit
Rook A to D1 and you can’t see it comin
But I got you
Queen F3, got your Knight
And as you see, I’m bout to end this fight
Rook, E7, got your pawn, while I get that check
Knight, E7, takes your rook
Oh, you’re getting stressed?
Queen D7, check again! King D7
Bishop F5, check, check! Yes! the ending’s near
[Outro: Kaelar, Buck, Rizzly & T]
[Buck]
Allright, allright! What do you say we make a deal?
We just pretend this game never happened
I set your soul free and we’ll leave you alone
[Kaelar]
No, no, no, no, no! We already made a deal!
I read about you! If I beat you in this game
You have to leave me alone, you’re bound to it!
Don’t puss out now, bitch
Let’s finish this once and for all!
[Buck]
As you wish, King to E8
[Kaelar]
Bishop D7, check
[Buck]
Pffff, King to F8
[Kaelar]
Bishop E7, takes your pawn, checkmate
[T]
Ju-just take the bishop with your King, Buck!
[Rizzly]
No, he can’t, ‘cuz of the F6 pawn
Wow, he really called it
That pawn did come in handy at move 24…
[Buck]
I have lived for many millenia and have barely been beaten
But you have won fair and square
I’ll set your soul free and we’ll leave you alone
[T]
But Buck, what about conquering Earth?
[Buck]
Shut up T, we’re leaving
[Kaelar]
Huh, wow... I did it! I’m finally free!
[Buck]
Since you chose to die in such an honorable manner, you choose the color which you’d like to play your last game with
[Kaelar]
I’ll be white
[Verse: Kaelar vs. Buck]
E4, this pawn will come in handy, I guess, at like 24
E5, talking shit? Better back it up, little bitch
Knight F3, King C6, you about to move that Bishop, kid?
That’s right, Bishop C4, Italian game for life
Bishop C5, B4, evans gambit for sure
Don’t mind me and my bishop, I’d gladly take that pawn
C3, Bishop A5, I can keep going for a while
D4, D4, lemme just quickly castle in style
D3, Queen B3, Queen F6, fifth of D
I’ll bet you’ll flee, Queen to G6, can’t take me, bitch
Rook to E1, soon you’ll be done
Keep on dreamin, knight G to E7
And I’ve only just begun
Bishop A3, Pawn B5
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, queen!
Rook to G8, step aside
Or I’ll swoosh, swoosh, swipe you clean
Queen to A4, Bishop B6, Knight B to D2
Bishop B7, Knight E4, show me what you can do
Queen to F5
Oof, you sure you wanna do that, my guy?
Bishop G3, got your pawn
And now I’m boutta end your life
You can try, queen H5
This is far from a problem
You sure about that? Knight F6
Let’s see how you get to solvin this
G captures F6, E captures F6
Now you’re getting hit
Rook G8, I don’t see a threat
You’re just talking shit
Rook A to D1 and you can’t see it comin
But I got you
Queen F3, got your Knight
And as you see, I’m bout to end this fight
Rook, E7, got your pawn, while I get that check
Knight, E7, takes your rook
Oh, you’re getting stressed?
Queen D7, check again! King D7
Bishop F5, check, check! Yes! the ending’s near
[Outro: Kaelar, Buck, Rizzly & T]
[Buck]
Allright, allright! What do you say we make a deal?
We just pretend this game never happened
I set your soul free and we’ll leave you alone
[Kaelar]
No, no, no, no, no! We already made a deal!
I read about you! If I beat you in this game
You have to leave me alone, you’re bound to it!
Don’t puss out now, bitch
Let’s finish this once and for all!
[Buck]
As you wish, King to E8
[Kaelar]
Bishop D7, check
[Buck]
Pffff, King to F8
[Kaelar]
Bishop E7, takes your pawn, checkmate
[T]
Ju-just take the bishop with your King, Buck!
[Rizzly]
No, he can’t, ‘cuz of the F6 pawn
Wow, he really called it
That pawn did come in handy at move 24…
[Buck]
I have lived for many millenia and have barely been beaten
But you have won fair and square
I’ll set your soul free and we’ll leave you alone
[T]
But Buck, what about conquering Earth?
[Buck]
Shut up T, we’re leaving
[Kaelar]
Huh, wow... I did it! I’m finally free!