Fort Night Rap by KTC Lyrics
Y'all know who it is! Char-Fan-Ders put your hands up!
Y'all know who it is! Char-Fan-Ders...
Fortnite! Aw man!
Let's end this month with a bang!
Or at least a banger, if you know what I mean!
Fortnite took the world by storm, already become a social norm!
PUBG? Apex? How 'bout you inform me... which game is the best?
Hmm, let's brainstorm!
Fortnite. It's the one right answor
Every day, all the time, even on the dance floor (I be flossin')
Thought you killed it but it's back: necromancer
Playing on my Xbox, I'm lit-er than a C4!
Faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a train
If Fortnite is Metropolis then I am Super-Mane!
(Where's my super suit?!) I'm the best, beating everyone, sipping my champagne
Or at least I would do that but drugs are bad, I eat candy canes
Gamers of the world unite for fortnight month's last night!
Celebrate the best darn night with us tonight!
It's Fort-Night!
Any shape or height, even you will have an invite!
Doesn't matter who you are, I'm the best when
It's Fort-Night!
Oh! Feeling hurt? Feeling beat? Then maybe you'd prefer
If I handed the mic over to my main man:
Charmander!
(Unintelligible Charmander-ing)
I’ll talk fast so I do not waste any of your precious time
I’m so good at Fortnite my mom lets me stay up past bedtime!
Some countries say I am so good that it is a frickin' crime!
But the reason I’m so good is that I’m always on the grind! (Oh yeah!)
And I’m good at rapping too, I’ll bet you didn’t hear
That “crime” and “grind” don’t even rhyme, just call me rapping Shakespeare!
I’m literally the best at literally everything I do
(Yelling in the background!) But please don’t think I’m stuck-up, because I need you to subscribe!
There’s 64 people out there who somehow think I’m funny
Don’t know how it happened, it's super epic but please don’t ask me (What!)
I’m really really thankful for all of you, I feel so lucky
But if I could find 936 more of you maybe I could get some money (please)!
Gamers of the world unite for Fortnite Month's last night! (This is epic!)
Celebrate the best darn night with us tonight!
It's Fort-Night! (Comment and hit that bell!)
Any shape or height, even you will have an invite!
(That's right, even youuu!) Doesn't matter who you are, I'm the best when
Doesn't matter who you are, I'm the best when
It's Fort-Night!
We’re almost done, now that you’ve heard us describe The fact that Charmander’s number one, no need for a bribe
But before we go, call me doctor, and let me prescribe Just one last thing:
Like and Subscribe
Y'all knew who it was!
Follow my Soundcloud!
You don’t have a soundcloud
Make me a soundcloud please!
...No
Wait, is this a diss track, a self-praise rap, or a thank you song?
To be honest, I’m not sure, but I’m hoping they don’t notice
How could they not notice that this song has no flow, meaning, or rhythm?
As long as I cut this part out we’ll be fine!
Shoot
Y'all know who it is! Char-Fan-Ders...
Fortnite! Aw man!
Let's end this month with a bang!
Or at least a banger, if you know what I mean!
Fortnite took the world by storm, already become a social norm!
PUBG? Apex? How 'bout you inform me... which game is the best?
Hmm, let's brainstorm!
Fortnite. It's the one right answor
Every day, all the time, even on the dance floor (I be flossin')
Thought you killed it but it's back: necromancer
Playing on my Xbox, I'm lit-er than a C4!
Faster than a speeding bullet, stronger than a train
If Fortnite is Metropolis then I am Super-Mane!
(Where's my super suit?!) I'm the best, beating everyone, sipping my champagne
Or at least I would do that but drugs are bad, I eat candy canes
Gamers of the world unite for fortnight month's last night!
Celebrate the best darn night with us tonight!
It's Fort-Night!
Any shape or height, even you will have an invite!
Doesn't matter who you are, I'm the best when
It's Fort-Night!
Oh! Feeling hurt? Feeling beat? Then maybe you'd prefer
If I handed the mic over to my main man:
Charmander!
(Unintelligible Charmander-ing)
I’ll talk fast so I do not waste any of your precious time
I’m so good at Fortnite my mom lets me stay up past bedtime!
Some countries say I am so good that it is a frickin' crime!
But the reason I’m so good is that I’m always on the grind! (Oh yeah!)
And I’m good at rapping too, I’ll bet you didn’t hear
That “crime” and “grind” don’t even rhyme, just call me rapping Shakespeare!
I’m literally the best at literally everything I do
(Yelling in the background!) But please don’t think I’m stuck-up, because I need you to subscribe!
There’s 64 people out there who somehow think I’m funny
Don’t know how it happened, it's super epic but please don’t ask me (What!)
I’m really really thankful for all of you, I feel so lucky
But if I could find 936 more of you maybe I could get some money (please)!
Gamers of the world unite for Fortnite Month's last night! (This is epic!)
Celebrate the best darn night with us tonight!
It's Fort-Night! (Comment and hit that bell!)
Any shape or height, even you will have an invite!
(That's right, even youuu!) Doesn't matter who you are, I'm the best when
Doesn't matter who you are, I'm the best when
It's Fort-Night!
We’re almost done, now that you’ve heard us describe The fact that Charmander’s number one, no need for a bribe
But before we go, call me doctor, and let me prescribe Just one last thing:
Like and Subscribe
Y'all knew who it was!
Follow my Soundcloud!
You don’t have a soundcloud
Make me a soundcloud please!
...No
Wait, is this a diss track, a self-praise rap, or a thank you song?
To be honest, I’m not sure, but I’m hoping they don’t notice
How could they not notice that this song has no flow, meaning, or rhythm?
As long as I cut this part out we’ll be fine!
Shoot