WHEEEE by KOOL GUYZZZ Lyrics
[Intro: Zach & Josh]
Alright, Josh, go play
Okay mami, I want Cheetos
You need a cheesy snack, then go get some cheese balls
But I want some Cheetos, though
You- Cheetos? You like Che-
I’ve been married to you for fourteen years and I’m just finding out you like Cheetos, oh my
What the fuck
[Verse 1: Zach]
Cheetos are the worst cheese puff
Cheese balls are the better ones
They're cheesy and they're shaped like balls
If you disagree then yours are small
Cheeto tastes like dirt and nut
And not the kind dripping out your butt
That's dude to nut, just go with your gut
If you like Cheetos then you like it up the butt
They're dick shaped like what's in your gut
Can I get a what what?
So next time you want a cheesy snack
Don't give me another heart attack
Keep buying Cheetos and you'll get a smack and not a snack
'Cause Cheetos suck ass (I hate you mama, go fuck yourself)
Like really, really, really bad, like really rank
Like 5AM drunk ass, oh my god
[Verse 2: Greg]
I’m surprised you don’t like Cheetos bitch
Cause you really [redacted]
In your butt, in your butt butt
What what, cheese balls don’t even taste good
They taste like something you’d eat in the hood
That’s not a race thing its a poor thing
Because you’re poor, just like you’re taste in snack foods
I’m gonna fuckin’ divorce you
Just let our child have something nice for once
You freaking meanie (yeah, divorce the bitch, yeah fuckin' kill the whore)
You freaking meanie poopy face skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone head ass
[Outro: Greg & Josh]
Cheese balls, cheese balls, cheese balls
They suck ass (wheeee)
Alright, Josh, go play
Okay mami, I want Cheetos
You need a cheesy snack, then go get some cheese balls
But I want some Cheetos, though
You- Cheetos? You like Che-
I’ve been married to you for fourteen years and I’m just finding out you like Cheetos, oh my
What the fuck
[Verse 1: Zach]
Cheetos are the worst cheese puff
Cheese balls are the better ones
They're cheesy and they're shaped like balls
If you disagree then yours are small
Cheeto tastes like dirt and nut
And not the kind dripping out your butt
That's dude to nut, just go with your gut
If you like Cheetos then you like it up the butt
They're dick shaped like what's in your gut
Can I get a what what?
So next time you want a cheesy snack
Don't give me another heart attack
Keep buying Cheetos and you'll get a smack and not a snack
'Cause Cheetos suck ass (I hate you mama, go fuck yourself)
Like really, really, really bad, like really rank
Like 5AM drunk ass, oh my god
[Verse 2: Greg]
I’m surprised you don’t like Cheetos bitch
Cause you really [redacted]
In your butt, in your butt butt
What what, cheese balls don’t even taste good
They taste like something you’d eat in the hood
That’s not a race thing its a poor thing
Because you’re poor, just like you’re taste in snack foods
I’m gonna fuckin’ divorce you
Just let our child have something nice for once
You freaking meanie (yeah, divorce the bitch, yeah fuckin' kill the whore)
You freaking meanie poopy face skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone head ass
[Outro: Greg & Josh]
Cheese balls, cheese balls, cheese balls
They suck ass (wheeee)