StoryTime by KJPhenom Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Ayo Ayo it's storytime children sit down on the carpet I need your full attention
Open your ears and listen
Once upon a time in the month of July at 9:55 a new edition has arrived
And this one was super spry but was also super shy and a little bit small yet still having a ball
Never really ashamed despite the fools who called it lame cause I eat my pizza plain man i used to be insane
I was bullet proof to pain I was reading Mark Twain while bumping to Lil Wayne
I was kind of a creator hold your questions for later the story's getting greater we're past phenoms got flavor but I'll call over the waiter just to satisfy your needs of a tot and a tater wait i'm not making sense and i'm not making dollars either hold up, give me a breather
[Verse 2]
Alright that was just the teaser hope you liked my fairytale
Let me get into the caesars Imma open up this mail is your pound cake legit or we gon' get the scale one pound compound drop it in without a sound
Ghost gangs get around floating feet above the ground squarepants became normal and now he's turned round
And the pitcher pours it in I can serve it on the mound woah
Here comes the batter let me mix it on the platter the big man is coming little mice better scatter hide the dead one in your pocket say Lenny what's the matter like I mentioned before my story book is full of gore but I gotta spice it up just so ya'll don't die of boredom you know how it is with entertaining little kids they don't want no sob stories they want some magic tricks they want acrobats to flip they wanna see us hit the whip you can get that when you're older pop one in for a trip
These sorts of things are taught as a blunder but them purple heart heads have a failure to wonder it's like trying to get hype in the summer when you're working imagine getting excited you already know what's coming
It's stoytime, sit down I rang the chime
It's storytime, kids come and watch the mime
It's storytime
[Verse 3]
Life is epic it's a chronicle who knows how things will end just know we build boys rather then mending men now every new year I make vows started in twenty ten whole family sat down discussed some issues in the den
And that's when little KJ knew what little KJ gonna do
Make a record fill the checkbook yeah that's what I'm gonna do
Imma be a storyteller and a platinum album seller
Yeah it sounds ridiculous thought they'd lock me up in a cellar
Hang me off of the propeller whirl me round a couple times
Then leave me in the shrine oh yeah I know they pity mine
Took a while to realize all the fakes before my eyes they all soft covered souls tryna call that a disguise
Next we're gonna talk about the peasants who remised to a fool of a king who really thought that he was wise
But what can I say we in a world full of lies be born be brainwashed be blind and then you die
It's storytime
It's storytime
Hold up hold up we need order, get on your side this is my half of the border
Ayo Ayo it's storytime children sit down on the carpet I need your full attention
Open your ears and listen
Once upon a time in the month of July at 9:55 a new edition has arrived
And this one was super spry but was also super shy and a little bit small yet still having a ball
Never really ashamed despite the fools who called it lame cause I eat my pizza plain man i used to be insane
I was bullet proof to pain I was reading Mark Twain while bumping to Lil Wayne
I was kind of a creator hold your questions for later the story's getting greater we're past phenoms got flavor but I'll call over the waiter just to satisfy your needs of a tot and a tater wait i'm not making sense and i'm not making dollars either hold up, give me a breather
[Verse 2]
Alright that was just the teaser hope you liked my fairytale
Let me get into the caesars Imma open up this mail is your pound cake legit or we gon' get the scale one pound compound drop it in without a sound
Ghost gangs get around floating feet above the ground squarepants became normal and now he's turned round
And the pitcher pours it in I can serve it on the mound woah
Here comes the batter let me mix it on the platter the big man is coming little mice better scatter hide the dead one in your pocket say Lenny what's the matter like I mentioned before my story book is full of gore but I gotta spice it up just so ya'll don't die of boredom you know how it is with entertaining little kids they don't want no sob stories they want some magic tricks they want acrobats to flip they wanna see us hit the whip you can get that when you're older pop one in for a trip
These sorts of things are taught as a blunder but them purple heart heads have a failure to wonder it's like trying to get hype in the summer when you're working imagine getting excited you already know what's coming
It's stoytime, sit down I rang the chime
It's storytime, kids come and watch the mime
It's storytime
[Verse 3]
Life is epic it's a chronicle who knows how things will end just know we build boys rather then mending men now every new year I make vows started in twenty ten whole family sat down discussed some issues in the den
And that's when little KJ knew what little KJ gonna do
Make a record fill the checkbook yeah that's what I'm gonna do
Imma be a storyteller and a platinum album seller
Yeah it sounds ridiculous thought they'd lock me up in a cellar
Hang me off of the propeller whirl me round a couple times
Then leave me in the shrine oh yeah I know they pity mine
Took a while to realize all the fakes before my eyes they all soft covered souls tryna call that a disguise
Next we're gonna talk about the peasants who remised to a fool of a king who really thought that he was wise
But what can I say we in a world full of lies be born be brainwashed be blind and then you die
It's storytime
It's storytime
Hold up hold up we need order, get on your side this is my half of the border