EVERYTHING IS FUNNY by KENNY BEAR Lyrics
They they can't take a joke
They they they can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They ain't gettin' money
Mentally broke
So ain't nothin' funny
Me I'm different
Everything is funny
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
See that bitch right there?
(Where?)
Look, right there
(Oh)
The one without a care
Pigtails in her hair
I been fuckin' with her since 18
I’m 29 now, wow that’s crazy
She used to make me call her baby
High key she reminded me of Stacy
Stacy had kinks that was super rapey
Wanted me to fuck her while she was hanging
That’s a lot worse than wanting a spanking
But Baby's still the highest on my whore rankings
She liked Brits, I liked a good wanking
Ph was off, so her coot a lil' stanky
She liked abuse so I’d act cranky
Beat on my chest like the pokemon mankey
Degrade the bitch, call her my hankey
There's a clean up in aisle whore, thankies!
They can't take a joke
They ain't gettin' money
Mentally broke
So ain't nothin' funny
Me I'm different
Everything is funny
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha
What’s so bad about being cancelled?
All pub is good pub right Randall
So sit your daughter in front of me
Watch her get dismantled
While I take her virginity just like a vandal
I'ma slide in that pussy like a sandal
Pretend my dick is a roman candle
Aim at the sky and waste all of my ammo
Just to piss off vets that went to war for a Camaro
Put a xan in a bow and shoot it like an arrow
At a recovering addict that works at sbarro
Drop kick a pregnant bitch off Kilimanjaro
My last bitch was wild, nothing I can’t handle
When it was them hours she’d fuck herself with brushes, sharpies, candles
Clap her cheeks while watchin' rambo
They can't take a joke
They ain't gettin' money
Mentally broke
So ain't nothin' funny
Me I'm different
Everything is funny
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha
They they they can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They can't take a joke
They ain't gettin' money
Mentally broke
So ain't nothin' funny
Me I'm different
Everything is funny
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
See that bitch right there?
(Where?)
Look, right there
(Oh)
The one without a care
Pigtails in her hair
I been fuckin' with her since 18
I’m 29 now, wow that’s crazy
She used to make me call her baby
High key she reminded me of Stacy
Stacy had kinks that was super rapey
Wanted me to fuck her while she was hanging
That’s a lot worse than wanting a spanking
But Baby's still the highest on my whore rankings
She liked Brits, I liked a good wanking
Ph was off, so her coot a lil' stanky
She liked abuse so I’d act cranky
Beat on my chest like the pokemon mankey
Degrade the bitch, call her my hankey
There's a clean up in aisle whore, thankies!
They can't take a joke
They ain't gettin' money
Mentally broke
So ain't nothin' funny
Me I'm different
Everything is funny
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha
What’s so bad about being cancelled?
All pub is good pub right Randall
So sit your daughter in front of me
Watch her get dismantled
While I take her virginity just like a vandal
I'ma slide in that pussy like a sandal
Pretend my dick is a roman candle
Aim at the sky and waste all of my ammo
Just to piss off vets that went to war for a Camaro
Put a xan in a bow and shoot it like an arrow
At a recovering addict that works at sbarro
Drop kick a pregnant bitch off Kilimanjaro
My last bitch was wild, nothing I can’t handle
When it was them hours she’d fuck herself with brushes, sharpies, candles
Clap her cheeks while watchin' rambo
They can't take a joke
They ain't gettin' money
Mentally broke
So ain't nothin' funny
Me I'm different
Everything is funny
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha ya big dummy
Ha ha ha ha ha