Dog Talk by K-9 Corp Lyrics
We're gonna jam the party way after dark
All the dogs in the house lemme hear ya bark
To the beat, to the beat
To the rhythm that'll make you move your feet
Put your hands in the air with the P-Funk sign
Then ya twirl it around time after time
Just rock and ya don't stop
To the rhythm that'll make ya finger pop
We got dogs in the alleys and dogs in the streets
Dogs that can walk with only two feet
[?] fist by the wrist make all the kids run
Like go "Oh my gosh [?] I think I'll buy a BB gun"
And just do it to the beat (he he he)
Just rock and you don't stop
To the rhythm that makes your finger pop
I got a Doberman Pinscher that runs the whole show
A big German Shepherd that makes the grass grow
Makes a St. Bernard that barks all night
The hush puppy and the child act like they wanna fight
Can't train a Great Dane cause it makes me sick
Can't teach an old dog a brand new trick
Nothing but the dog in me and that's no doubt
Come on party people I'm all dogged out
To the beat, every-body
And every-body to the beat
Rin Tin Tin had Lassie turnin' tricks
Talkin' the fleas and shakin' off the ticks
No ifs, no ands, no buts, no maybes
If you can't find a dog get a shot for rabies
Gotta dog chase a cat and he can't chase a mouse
Snoopy being cool on top the dog house
Lady and the tramp was a classy little bitch
Had a diamond flea collar and she never caught an inch
Then Pluto dogged her out (hey!)
Then Goofy dogged her out (uh-oh!)
Bow-wow-wow
Hey Goofy, how was she man?
(Goofy)
"I liked her man"
See just the other day I like to say
That I was doing the dog in a vicious way
Then a bad mamma-jamma walked through the door
Snatched up my partner then she hit the floor
Then the fellas on the floor begin to move back
This pretty little pooch wasn't showing no slack
(I like to cock her spaniel)
(I like to cock that spaniel)
She did the dog and break out the gigolo
Made the hounds in the house start screamin' for more
Then she turned around and started barkin' at me
She said "Is that Sly Child or is it Pretty C?"
Pretty C, all the dog's in me
You should have known quite naturally
(Woof, heee!)
Look sweet thing, you're as sweet as a fly
But I'm the dog of the hour, got the bark with the power
We can make a lot of love then run through the shower
Look Pretty C before we do this task
Another question I'd like to ask
Uh Pretty C, before I give you my love
I wanna know what you're capable of
I said A-hey fly girl, if you've got to know (huh)
I guess I just have to tell you so (huh)
I ran through hell without getting hot
I went to Vietnam without getting shot
And I can do the gigolo without touching the flo'
I could run 30 miles on one big toe
I could jump in the air and stay up there
And go for a swim without messing up my hair
I can wreck your mind, [?] open behind
Bust another bitch and see you another time (Ohh!)
It's dog talk baby
Yeah (hehe)
I like to give you by the ounce
Feelin' better by the pound
There was something about the dog
That makes me throw down
When I saw you doin' the dog right away I knew
That had to have been what turned me onto you
But when I asked for ya body you put me in check
You said "Nope, too soon, we can't do that yet"
Well I can understand ya baby wanna find the right man
Spend the night with me, you'll be back again
When the time came round you shucked and jived
When all you had to do was close your eyes and get live
Time for love, no time for half-steppin'
Rudolph Valentino was my secret weapon
I'm the P, the R, the E, the double T, Y
I'm the one MC that you never deny
All you rappers check me out and I'll tell you why
Because I'm MC Pretty C I might give you try
I'm on your radio once again
I like the money, green, just waitin' to spend
Take out your crayon and your coloring book (huh!)
And color me funky because ya know I'm hooked
I make plenty of juice when I'm bustin' loose
I get funky with my rhymes like Mother Goose
I go (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!)
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand
It's dog talk baby
Watch me raise my leg (hehehe)
Pluto! (dogged her out!)
Goofy! (dogged her out!)
Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!)
Snoopy! (dogged her out!)
Smuttley! [?] (dogged her out!)
Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand
Oohhhhhhh!
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand
Hey-ohh!
Dog talk baby
Watch me raise my leg (hehehe)
Pluto! (dogged her out!)
Goofy! (dogged her out!)
Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!)
Snoopy! (dogged her out!)
Smuttley! [?] (dogged her out!)
Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!)
All the dogs in the house lemme hear ya bark
To the beat, to the beat
To the rhythm that'll make you move your feet
Put your hands in the air with the P-Funk sign
Then ya twirl it around time after time
Just rock and ya don't stop
To the rhythm that'll make ya finger pop
We got dogs in the alleys and dogs in the streets
Dogs that can walk with only two feet
[?] fist by the wrist make all the kids run
Like go "Oh my gosh [?] I think I'll buy a BB gun"
And just do it to the beat (he he he)
Just rock and you don't stop
To the rhythm that makes your finger pop
I got a Doberman Pinscher that runs the whole show
A big German Shepherd that makes the grass grow
Makes a St. Bernard that barks all night
The hush puppy and the child act like they wanna fight
Can't train a Great Dane cause it makes me sick
Can't teach an old dog a brand new trick
Nothing but the dog in me and that's no doubt
Come on party people I'm all dogged out
To the beat, every-body
And every-body to the beat
Rin Tin Tin had Lassie turnin' tricks
Talkin' the fleas and shakin' off the ticks
No ifs, no ands, no buts, no maybes
If you can't find a dog get a shot for rabies
Gotta dog chase a cat and he can't chase a mouse
Snoopy being cool on top the dog house
Lady and the tramp was a classy little bitch
Had a diamond flea collar and she never caught an inch
Then Pluto dogged her out (hey!)
Then Goofy dogged her out (uh-oh!)
Bow-wow-wow
Hey Goofy, how was she man?
(Goofy)
"I liked her man"
See just the other day I like to say
That I was doing the dog in a vicious way
Then a bad mamma-jamma walked through the door
Snatched up my partner then she hit the floor
Then the fellas on the floor begin to move back
This pretty little pooch wasn't showing no slack
(I like to cock her spaniel)
(I like to cock that spaniel)
She did the dog and break out the gigolo
Made the hounds in the house start screamin' for more
Then she turned around and started barkin' at me
She said "Is that Sly Child or is it Pretty C?"
Pretty C, all the dog's in me
You should have known quite naturally
(Woof, heee!)
Look sweet thing, you're as sweet as a fly
But I'm the dog of the hour, got the bark with the power
We can make a lot of love then run through the shower
Look Pretty C before we do this task
Another question I'd like to ask
Uh Pretty C, before I give you my love
I wanna know what you're capable of
I said A-hey fly girl, if you've got to know (huh)
I guess I just have to tell you so (huh)
I ran through hell without getting hot
I went to Vietnam without getting shot
And I can do the gigolo without touching the flo'
I could run 30 miles on one big toe
I could jump in the air and stay up there
And go for a swim without messing up my hair
I can wreck your mind, [?] open behind
Bust another bitch and see you another time (Ohh!)
It's dog talk baby
Yeah (hehe)
I like to give you by the ounce
Feelin' better by the pound
There was something about the dog
That makes me throw down
When I saw you doin' the dog right away I knew
That had to have been what turned me onto you
But when I asked for ya body you put me in check
You said "Nope, too soon, we can't do that yet"
Well I can understand ya baby wanna find the right man
Spend the night with me, you'll be back again
When the time came round you shucked and jived
When all you had to do was close your eyes and get live
Time for love, no time for half-steppin'
Rudolph Valentino was my secret weapon
I'm the P, the R, the E, the double T, Y
I'm the one MC that you never deny
All you rappers check me out and I'll tell you why
Because I'm MC Pretty C I might give you try
I'm on your radio once again
I like the money, green, just waitin' to spend
Take out your crayon and your coloring book (huh!)
And color me funky because ya know I'm hooked
I make plenty of juice when I'm bustin' loose
I get funky with my rhymes like Mother Goose
I go (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!) hehe (woof!)
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand
It's dog talk baby
Watch me raise my leg (hehehe)
Pluto! (dogged her out!)
Goofy! (dogged her out!)
Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!)
Snoopy! (dogged her out!)
Smuttley! [?] (dogged her out!)
Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
(Dogged her out!)
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a fire hydrant hope ya understand
Oohhhhhhh!
I'm a blind dog with a seeing eye man
If I mistake ya for a tree and pee I hope ya understand
Hey-ohh!
Dog talk baby
Watch me raise my leg (hehehe)
Pluto! (dogged her out!)
Goofy! (dogged her out!)
Scooby-Doo! (dogged her out!)
Snoopy! (dogged her out!)
Smuttley! [?] (dogged her out!)
Rin Tin Tin (dogged her out!)