I Just Shit Myself by Justin Swenson Lyrics

(Chorus) Justin Swenson
I just shit myself
Like 5 minutes ago, I shit myself
It’s still squishy
I don’t know why i’m still wearing these pants

(Verse) Justin Swenson
I was walking home from school
It was around 3:30 and i need to do a poo
I ate beans earlier in the day
I’ll admit it now that that was a stupid mistake
I was nearly home free
I felt like i was being cheered on by the bee’s
But, i was too late
I felt it come out, my head started to ache
I walked into my house
My mum noticed my eyes were as sad as a mouse
She said “What’s wrong bub?”
I said “Mum, i shit myself

(Chorus) Justin Swenson
I just shit myself
Like 5 minutes ago, I shit myself
It’s still squishy
I don’t know why i’m still wearing these pants