Crown Me King by Julius Caesar aka.(Pimp Diddy) Lyrics
[Enter: Pimp Diddy]
Hey… Let me tell you a story….. How I was (almost)…king…of one of the biggest empires in history
Hey it’s me, the one and only JC, Everybody in Rome ought to know me
Pompey is gone so I’m rockin’ the house
I’m messin’ with the senate
And the only thing stoppin’ me is my spouse.
Crown me King and call me your God
Heh, I’m like the North Star
When you’re lost, you know I can’t be too far
Call me Julius Seizure because they took me out by C-Section
Ay! Stop that! [Cassius strobes light]
You all know I’m going to get another ……. epilepsy attack [passes out]
[Enter: C-Money]
Look at this guy, he’s so weak
Don’t leave us in a room together, you all know we got beef
I’m so taciturn, sittin’ inconspicuously in the corner
But they don’t know me like Caesar, that’s why I don’t have any mourners
When they hear my name they think I’m an allusion
Cuz’ I died the same way as they did in Romeo and Juliet: The Conclusion
Call me the mail man because rain or snow
I got Brutus on my side and now he’s your foe
[Kid Smartz Snatches Mike]
YO! YO! YO [is this thing on?]
Yo Homie Casca smoking on the Mike
I spit actions in words
Like, on the mike
Look Man,
I almost had a little accident in my pants
Last night I think I was trippin' I saw them… lanterns and liars; lions and fir….
[Give me that! Knocks out Casca/// Afro-Jock Snatches Mike]
What was that? No need to fear your homie Afro- Jock is here!
Party so hard, Last night was a rush
Shout-out to my homeboy 8-Kush, Hahah I think I had too much
Yeah, Last night was a blast
The cops can try to catch me but I think I run too fast.
Yeah! Big shout-out to my boy Caesar
We’re as tight as a cutting board to its signature meat cleaver
Yeah, we joke a lot, but that’s why they call me the party jock!
“Antony, blabaddy blah blah do this, do that”
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I’ll do it after I pass out from a drink attack
But behind the scenes
Caesar’s the world to me
Yeah, he’s like the Dr. Dre to my Eminem
I’ll be like the leaves that shelter the delicate stem
[Pimp Diddy: Reappears]
Hey guys, I’m back Yay! Hooray!
[Stabbed to death] AH- Wha- Bu- Et tu Brute? [Dies]
[Enter: Brutus]
Caesar, it didn’t have to be this way
But it’s the ides of March, Today is The Day.
Look man I was just askin’ for you to hold my knife,
But you’re the one reason why I’m standin’ next to my dead wife
Y’all know I’m loyal and I would cry all night
But this guy C-Money is trying to start a fight
He ain’t any different from “Money” Maywhether
He fights like a chicken and steals money from the fans, (now that’s clever!)
All talk and his punchlines are all the same
He may have the dirty money but he ain’t got any fame
Man, I’m like the nice guy hangin’ in the wrong game
But that loyalty title is mine to claim
[Caesar: Reappears]
BOOM! Back in the game, son
You can kill me but I now am god, like the sun
Man, Brutus you’re like Big Smoke and I’m like CJ
Treated you like my homie but you didn’t think the same way
You ain’t loyal to your homies cuz’ you like reppen’ your hometown
There’s no other reason why you’d stab me when I was about to get the crown
Everybody has been tryin’ to crown me king
Told them I ain’t ready though
It’s fine because my true homeboy Antony knows that Rome will always love me the mos-
[Enter: 8-Kush]
Hey! So can somebody Crown Me King?
I’m Young, Rich and famous
Rome is for me to claim, not for “us”
Yeah, so what if I’m a little pugnacious?
I got a whole month named after me
I became what Caesar couldn't become
I rose to power to claim the throne
And now I’m king, and my new playground is Rome
[Enter: Pimp Diddy]
Sit down, boy I got a month named after me too
And get whose month goes right before you?
Nah, the difference between you and me is that you will be known as a despotic king
But why be a king…when you can be an immortalized god? [Fades]
Hey… Let me tell you a story….. How I was (almost)…king…of one of the biggest empires in history
Hey it’s me, the one and only JC, Everybody in Rome ought to know me
Pompey is gone so I’m rockin’ the house
I’m messin’ with the senate
And the only thing stoppin’ me is my spouse.
Crown me King and call me your God
Heh, I’m like the North Star
When you’re lost, you know I can’t be too far
Call me Julius Seizure because they took me out by C-Section
Ay! Stop that! [Cassius strobes light]
You all know I’m going to get another ……. epilepsy attack [passes out]
[Enter: C-Money]
Look at this guy, he’s so weak
Don’t leave us in a room together, you all know we got beef
I’m so taciturn, sittin’ inconspicuously in the corner
But they don’t know me like Caesar, that’s why I don’t have any mourners
When they hear my name they think I’m an allusion
Cuz’ I died the same way as they did in Romeo and Juliet: The Conclusion
Call me the mail man because rain or snow
I got Brutus on my side and now he’s your foe
[Kid Smartz Snatches Mike]
YO! YO! YO [is this thing on?]
Yo Homie Casca smoking on the Mike
I spit actions in words
Like, on the mike
Look Man,
I almost had a little accident in my pants
Last night I think I was trippin' I saw them… lanterns and liars; lions and fir….
[Give me that! Knocks out Casca/// Afro-Jock Snatches Mike]
What was that? No need to fear your homie Afro- Jock is here!
Party so hard, Last night was a rush
Shout-out to my homeboy 8-Kush, Hahah I think I had too much
Yeah, Last night was a blast
The cops can try to catch me but I think I run too fast.
Yeah! Big shout-out to my boy Caesar
We’re as tight as a cutting board to its signature meat cleaver
Yeah, we joke a lot, but that’s why they call me the party jock!
“Antony, blabaddy blah blah do this, do that”
Yeah, yeah, whatever, I’ll do it after I pass out from a drink attack
But behind the scenes
Caesar’s the world to me
Yeah, he’s like the Dr. Dre to my Eminem
I’ll be like the leaves that shelter the delicate stem
[Pimp Diddy: Reappears]
Hey guys, I’m back Yay! Hooray!
[Stabbed to death] AH- Wha- Bu- Et tu Brute? [Dies]
[Enter: Brutus]
Caesar, it didn’t have to be this way
But it’s the ides of March, Today is The Day.
Look man I was just askin’ for you to hold my knife,
But you’re the one reason why I’m standin’ next to my dead wife
Y’all know I’m loyal and I would cry all night
But this guy C-Money is trying to start a fight
He ain’t any different from “Money” Maywhether
He fights like a chicken and steals money from the fans, (now that’s clever!)
All talk and his punchlines are all the same
He may have the dirty money but he ain’t got any fame
Man, I’m like the nice guy hangin’ in the wrong game
But that loyalty title is mine to claim
[Caesar: Reappears]
BOOM! Back in the game, son
You can kill me but I now am god, like the sun
Man, Brutus you’re like Big Smoke and I’m like CJ
Treated you like my homie but you didn’t think the same way
You ain’t loyal to your homies cuz’ you like reppen’ your hometown
There’s no other reason why you’d stab me when I was about to get the crown
Everybody has been tryin’ to crown me king
Told them I ain’t ready though
It’s fine because my true homeboy Antony knows that Rome will always love me the mos-
[Enter: 8-Kush]
Hey! So can somebody Crown Me King?
I’m Young, Rich and famous
Rome is for me to claim, not for “us”
Yeah, so what if I’m a little pugnacious?
I got a whole month named after me
I became what Caesar couldn't become
I rose to power to claim the throne
And now I’m king, and my new playground is Rome
[Enter: Pimp Diddy]
Sit down, boy I got a month named after me too
And get whose month goes right before you?
Nah, the difference between you and me is that you will be known as a despotic king
But why be a king…when you can be an immortalized god? [Fades]