Projector by Juli Strawbridge Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My car broke down on sixty five
Six years ago my grandma died
And it's all because you were born
My electric bill was high
And my credit card expired
And I can say the fault is truly yours
[Pre-Chorus 1]
I burnt my toast and missed my plane
Because today you showed up late
Why'd you always make it all about you?
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a professional
At projecting my problems like they're yours
I'll dig my grave and say that it's your bad
And I'll hate you for what?
And write fifteen songs about how you suck
Instead of feeling when I'm feeling sad
[Post-Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather play projector
Than play the girl you don't love back
[Verse 2]
I broke my phone, I lost my keys
I think I have a cavity
And it's 'cause you didn't like my post
My hair won't curl and I got fired
My parents probably can't retire
'Cause you didn't laugh at my own joke
[Pre-Chorus 2]
The stocks are down today, it rained
Because you didn't look my way
Why'd I always make it all about you
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a professional
At projecting my problems like they're yours
I'll dig my grave and say that it's your bad
And I'll hate you for what?
And write fifteen songs about how you suck
Instead of feeling when I'm feeling sad
[Post-Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather play projector
Than play the girl you don't love—
[Bridge]
I'd rather write a symphony
About all your deficiencies
And how it's you explicitly
Destroying jobs and industries
And making gas a higher price
Your dimples crashed my whole hard drive
I'd rather add to that archive
Than cry 'cause your not into me
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a professional
At projecting my problems like they're yours
I'll dig my grave and say that it's your bad
And I'll hate you for what?
And write fifteen songs about how you suck
Instead of feeling when I'm feeling sad
[Outro]
'Cause I'd rather play projector
Than have to feel bad
I'd rather play projector
Than play the girl you don't love back
My car broke down on sixty five
Six years ago my grandma died
And it's all because you were born
My electric bill was high
And my credit card expired
And I can say the fault is truly yours
[Pre-Chorus 1]
I burnt my toast and missed my plane
Because today you showed up late
Why'd you always make it all about you?
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a professional
At projecting my problems like they're yours
I'll dig my grave and say that it's your bad
And I'll hate you for what?
And write fifteen songs about how you suck
Instead of feeling when I'm feeling sad
[Post-Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather play projector
Than play the girl you don't love back
[Verse 2]
I broke my phone, I lost my keys
I think I have a cavity
And it's 'cause you didn't like my post
My hair won't curl and I got fired
My parents probably can't retire
'Cause you didn't laugh at my own joke
[Pre-Chorus 2]
The stocks are down today, it rained
Because you didn't look my way
Why'd I always make it all about you
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a professional
At projecting my problems like they're yours
I'll dig my grave and say that it's your bad
And I'll hate you for what?
And write fifteen songs about how you suck
Instead of feeling when I'm feeling sad
[Post-Chorus]
'Cause I'd rather play projector
Than play the girl you don't love—
[Bridge]
I'd rather write a symphony
About all your deficiencies
And how it's you explicitly
Destroying jobs and industries
And making gas a higher price
Your dimples crashed my whole hard drive
I'd rather add to that archive
Than cry 'cause your not into me
[Chorus]
'Cause I'm a professional
At projecting my problems like they're yours
I'll dig my grave and say that it's your bad
And I'll hate you for what?
And write fifteen songs about how you suck
Instead of feeling when I'm feeling sad
[Outro]
'Cause I'd rather play projector
Than have to feel bad
I'd rather play projector
Than play the girl you don't love back