The ProtoMac Diss Track by JuadtheGamer and Jum Jum Lyrics
When I watch your videos I always die of boredom, if you’re the ProtoMac then I’m the mega Jordan
When they ask me who I am? I’m say I’m you but better. When they ask who is he? I say some sad Mf’er
I’m moving through the scene - a ruthless beast, you see this victory it won’t be new for me, because you’re acting so stupidly
Hit your prime a while back with smash 4 switch, changed the name to parody- what are you a bitch?
It’s evident to me that you’re irrelevant, Bro you see me on this track? I’m prevalent
Dancing round this beat like I’m hella-bent on seeing your channel die that’s heaven-sent
Mate why you on here talking bout acne? , I’m tired of your shit lyrics and your wack beats
These hands mother fucker when you can catch these, you’ll be floppin like a fish that a cat eats
Speaking of cats; let’s talk about Geno, when I see him I think I’ll dunk him; or maybe free throw
Maybe you can’t but we can see though, he’s just another cat, cute bee though
It’s the ProtoMac diss track, you know we’re slaying ya. This shit right here is better than ProtoMania, Jordan and Jum on the track call us JJ, you’re about to get whipped and nae nae’d
Why you trynna rap are you Tyler the Creator? Nah more like protomac: the chronic masterbaiter
Watch so much asian porn we should build you a theatre (thanks emi), but in reality they’d be more like “see ya later”
Max you're actually a trash rat, think you're making fat stacks? Living like a fat cat?
But looking like a crack hag
And churning out those whack crap videos, with the same quality as bad rats
You see, i’m a premium comedian, a legend mate. You’re a mediocre joker, always stuck in second place
Between me and you, there’s simply no comparison. Dude, your content has changed more times than Mr Garrison
Tryna wrap my head round the fact you under 6 foot tall, when we done with you-won’t cry your gonna fuckin ball
You’re a short fuck mate and I really mean it, you set the bar so low only you can see it
Living in your parents attic, wishing your vids were just static, cos whenever i see one, i start feeling so traumatic
Like your making Sn0wy vids, but the quality’s cut in half. You should make a series called “Why i hate making people laugh”
It’s the ProtoMac diss track, you know we’re slaying ya. This shit right here is better than ProtoMania, Jordan and Jum on the track call us JJ, you’ve just been whipped and nae nae’d
Juad: Yeah! We’re the milkybar kids
Jum: The dabbing brothers
Juad: Vanilla ices cronies
Jum: ...basically, were just incredibly white
Juad: Yeah, love you Max, but we had to come back!
Jum: well, i didn't, but i wanted to anyway
When they ask me who I am? I’m say I’m you but better. When they ask who is he? I say some sad Mf’er
I’m moving through the scene - a ruthless beast, you see this victory it won’t be new for me, because you’re acting so stupidly
Hit your prime a while back with smash 4 switch, changed the name to parody- what are you a bitch?
It’s evident to me that you’re irrelevant, Bro you see me on this track? I’m prevalent
Dancing round this beat like I’m hella-bent on seeing your channel die that’s heaven-sent
Mate why you on here talking bout acne? , I’m tired of your shit lyrics and your wack beats
These hands mother fucker when you can catch these, you’ll be floppin like a fish that a cat eats
Speaking of cats; let’s talk about Geno, when I see him I think I’ll dunk him; or maybe free throw
Maybe you can’t but we can see though, he’s just another cat, cute bee though
It’s the ProtoMac diss track, you know we’re slaying ya. This shit right here is better than ProtoMania, Jordan and Jum on the track call us JJ, you’re about to get whipped and nae nae’d
Why you trynna rap are you Tyler the Creator? Nah more like protomac: the chronic masterbaiter
Watch so much asian porn we should build you a theatre (thanks emi), but in reality they’d be more like “see ya later”
Max you're actually a trash rat, think you're making fat stacks? Living like a fat cat?
But looking like a crack hag
And churning out those whack crap videos, with the same quality as bad rats
You see, i’m a premium comedian, a legend mate. You’re a mediocre joker, always stuck in second place
Between me and you, there’s simply no comparison. Dude, your content has changed more times than Mr Garrison
Tryna wrap my head round the fact you under 6 foot tall, when we done with you-won’t cry your gonna fuckin ball
You’re a short fuck mate and I really mean it, you set the bar so low only you can see it
Living in your parents attic, wishing your vids were just static, cos whenever i see one, i start feeling so traumatic
Like your making Sn0wy vids, but the quality’s cut in half. You should make a series called “Why i hate making people laugh”
It’s the ProtoMac diss track, you know we’re slaying ya. This shit right here is better than ProtoMania, Jordan and Jum on the track call us JJ, you’ve just been whipped and nae nae’d
Juad: Yeah! We’re the milkybar kids
Jum: The dabbing brothers
Juad: Vanilla ices cronies
Jum: ...basically, were just incredibly white
Juad: Yeah, love you Max, but we had to come back!
Jum: well, i didn't, but i wanted to anyway