Olaf Presents: The Little Mermaid Updated by Josh Gad Lyrics

[Olaf]: Presenting, The Little Mermaid.

[Ariel]: I don't wanna be half a fish anymore

[King Triton]: You'll be half a fish and you'll like it young lady!
*grunts*

[Ariel]: But I wanna be... *sings*: Part of that world!

[Ariel]: I got like, 20 thing-a-ma-bobs! What's that word again?

[Scuttle]: Dinglehopper!

[King Triton]: I HATE ALL YOUR HUMAN STUFF! YOUR A SCAVENGER ARIEL! uh, LIKE YOUR MOTHER!

[Ariel]: *cries* I just gotta be, *sings*: PART OF HIS WOOOOOO- Oh look a random guy floating in the water!

[Ariel]: It's Eric! I'll save you!

[Ariel]: I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in LOVE!
[Ursula]: Hey! I'm Octolady! Gimme your voice for some legs! Also if you fail I'm turning you into an emaciated shrimp FOREVER!

[Ariel]: Sure! I trust that you've got my best interests at heart! *sings*

[Ursula]: Keep singing!

[Ariel]: *sings morе* *chokes* *cough*.

[Ursula]: Yes! Now I've got your larynx!

[Ariеl]: Yay! Now I've got. *chukles* *sings*: feet.

[Sabastian]: My nerves are shot!

[Chef Louis]: E, pwason

[Olaf]: (to the tune of 'Kiss the Girl') Shlalalalalalalalalalalalala wow wa *shreaks*

[Ursula]: Aw that was too close! They're gonna fall in love! *chomp*

[Ursula (who sounds like Ariel)]: Haha! Now I'm gonna marry her boyfriend!

[Ariel]: Eric no! Papa Help!

[Olaf]: Papa's and emaciated shrimp.
[Ursula (who sounds like herself)]: So much for true love! Ha ha! oh. *chukles* I've been impaled

[Ariel]: *sings*: Now I'm married and have feet!

[Credits]