The Living Song by Johnny Sebastian Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm so glad that I'm alive
'Cause it would suck if I had died by now
If somehow I could've been mauled by dogs
Or said that Minions were bad in front of Facebook moms
I could've been born in 1680 and died from the plague
Or died from old age, which at the time was 38
I appreciate how lucky I am to be alive (to be alive, to be alive)
How lucky I am to be

[Verse 2]
I'm so glad that I'm not dead
And some blood's still pumping to my heart and head
And I'm so grateful to be clothed and fed
And I'm so lucky I've got arms and legs
I could've been born in 2k B.C. and died from weather that's terrible
'Cause of a lack of widespread villages in Mesoamerica
Or if I was a flower, that'd be a really lame way to exist
I would probably sit a lot and maybe do photosynthesis

[Chorus]
But I'm so glad that I'm alive
It would suck if I had died by now
[Bridge]
And look I get to meet these awesome folks
And write these songs and tell these jokes
All because I know I am alive
And I know I haven't died
People say that death's horrific, and although I do agree
Just to live is so terrific
Yes I'm happy just to be
Yes I'm happy just to be

I'm so glad that I have these basic functions
'Cause I'll be honest, without them I'd be nothing
And although it does stupid to thank my body for doing them
You're never really thankful
Unless something ruins them

[Chorus]
And I'm so glad that I'm alive
And It would suck if I had died by now