​if you wait long enough you will experience something life changing you just won’t notice it by Johnny Kiosk Lyrics

i haven’t left my room for four days

i am staring at a screen and then a wall repeatedly

i am not experiencing anything life changing

i am not experiencing anything i feel like tweeting about

my emotions have become the binary choices surrounding a given decision

like do i want to walk downstairs and eat dutch chocolate ice cream

like do i want to move away and live a fulfilling life working a meaningful job for forty years supporting a two cat household married to an upwardly mobile woman who makes smart financial decisions and still has time to read to the kids every night

i tried asking a cup of tea for life changing advice

it stared at me and turned away

‘i am drinking the tea’ i thought

the tea contained valerian
there should be a better planet to live on

i’m just saying