Ready Mix Revenge by Johnny Chester Lyrics
I left each mornin', rise and shine, got into that truck of mine
Eacy day I earn my pay by haulin' concrete ready mixed
Up and down the roads I drove with half a house in every load
Thought my wife just stayed at home alone from dawn till six
A cement mixer driver ain't no knight in shinin' armour
But I did the best I could just tryin' to keep her satisfied
I thought we got along so well, somehow I just couldn't tell
I never once suspected her of cheatin' on the side
But she did
I was drivin' down the main street with my mixer full of concrete
She was sittin' right beside him in his Thunderbird, so fine
So I turned around and followed them to his house
Where they both went in
They closed the door behind them but an anger filled my mind
I never even said a word, just backed up to that Thunderbird
I put the concrete flute about, right in the driver's seat
I pulled the chord, out it poured, right up level with the door
I filled that car with seven yards of ready mixed concrete
A cement mixer driver ain't no knight in shinin' armour
But I did the best I could just tryin' to keep her satisfied
I thought we got along so well, somehow I just couldn't tell
I never once suspected her of cheatin' on the side
It happened oh so fast that day, I took my truck and went away
Never to return or ever see her face again
But I think about them now and then
And I wish I could have been there when
They found they were the victims of a ready mixed revenge
Talk about cement a relationship
That's it for life
Eacy day I earn my pay by haulin' concrete ready mixed
Up and down the roads I drove with half a house in every load
Thought my wife just stayed at home alone from dawn till six
A cement mixer driver ain't no knight in shinin' armour
But I did the best I could just tryin' to keep her satisfied
I thought we got along so well, somehow I just couldn't tell
I never once suspected her of cheatin' on the side
But she did
I was drivin' down the main street with my mixer full of concrete
She was sittin' right beside him in his Thunderbird, so fine
So I turned around and followed them to his house
Where they both went in
They closed the door behind them but an anger filled my mind
I never even said a word, just backed up to that Thunderbird
I put the concrete flute about, right in the driver's seat
I pulled the chord, out it poured, right up level with the door
I filled that car with seven yards of ready mixed concrete
A cement mixer driver ain't no knight in shinin' armour
But I did the best I could just tryin' to keep her satisfied
I thought we got along so well, somehow I just couldn't tell
I never once suspected her of cheatin' on the side
It happened oh so fast that day, I took my truck and went away
Never to return or ever see her face again
But I think about them now and then
And I wish I could have been there when
They found they were the victims of a ready mixed revenge
Talk about cement a relationship
That's it for life