Bleach On the Rocks by John Harvie Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Last call started drinking at midnight
First off I’m not usually this guy
I’m paying the price for the time we wasted
You've got a pretty face but you’re pretty basic
It’s getting kinda late and my brain is vacant
I don’t wanna fake it, no
[Pre-Chorus]
Saw this going down better in my head
I thought I’d come around but I hate your friends
I’ll take the salt from my wounds put it on the rim
Here we go again, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Can I get a bartender?
I’ma need a couple more shots
I’ve been on a hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop, yeah
I drew a line, and baby you crossed it
Need something strong but a little less toxic
So bartender, can I get a bleach?
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?
[Verse 2]
You say sorry and you want us to fix what’s wrong
But I think I’d rather dye all my insides blonde
Don't mean a thing 'cause I know you’re wasted
You’ll never come around unless you heard I made it
And I know if I tried I could get you naked
But I don’t wanna fake it
[Chorus]
Can I get a bartender?
I’ma need a couple more shots
I’ve been on a hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop yeah
I drew a line, and baby you crossed it
Need something strong but a little less toxic
So bartender, can I get a bleach?
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?
[Bridge]
So chug, chug, chug
’Cause it’s easier to swallow than your love, love, love
Throw it back like no tomorrow
So chug, chug, chug
’Cause it’s easier to swallow than your bullshit love
Throw it back like there is no tomorrow
There probably won’t be
[Chorus]
Bartender, I’ma need a couple more shots
I’ve been on a hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop, yeah
I drew a line, and baby you crossed it
Need something strong but a little less toxic
So bartender, can I get a bleach?
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?
Last call started drinking at midnight
First off I’m not usually this guy
I’m paying the price for the time we wasted
You've got a pretty face but you’re pretty basic
It’s getting kinda late and my brain is vacant
I don’t wanna fake it, no
[Pre-Chorus]
Saw this going down better in my head
I thought I’d come around but I hate your friends
I’ll take the salt from my wounds put it on the rim
Here we go again, yeah, yeah
[Chorus]
Can I get a bartender?
I’ma need a couple more shots
I’ve been on a hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop, yeah
I drew a line, and baby you crossed it
Need something strong but a little less toxic
So bartender, can I get a bleach?
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?
[Verse 2]
You say sorry and you want us to fix what’s wrong
But I think I’d rather dye all my insides blonde
Don't mean a thing 'cause I know you’re wasted
You’ll never come around unless you heard I made it
And I know if I tried I could get you naked
But I don’t wanna fake it
[Chorus]
Can I get a bartender?
I’ma need a couple more shots
I’ve been on a hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop yeah
I drew a line, and baby you crossed it
Need something strong but a little less toxic
So bartender, can I get a bleach?
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?
[Bridge]
So chug, chug, chug
’Cause it’s easier to swallow than your love, love, love
Throw it back like no tomorrow
So chug, chug, chug
’Cause it’s easier to swallow than your bullshit love
Throw it back like there is no tomorrow
There probably won’t be
[Chorus]
Bartender, I’ma need a couple more shots
I’ve been on a hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop, yeah
I drew a line, and baby you crossed it
Need something strong but a little less toxic
So bartender, can I get a bleach?
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?