Ham Shanker by John Anderton Lyrics
Hello, My Name's John If You Listen To My Songs
I'm The One That They're Based On
I Think My Cd's Free So Get It Placed On
Get Some Bass In The Place Listen To My Station
Stop Shagging That Lass You're Getting Aids From
Play Some Games For Days And Make Beer Pong
With Fake Ears On We're Still Fearsome So Listen Here Son
I Rode A Broken Bike Down To Open Mic
I Poked An Open Dyke 'Cause I'm A Bloke Wouldn't Like
They Giz A Wooden Mic At Least I Think They Did
'Cause When I Spit It I Think It Lit Because It Set Alight
Kick My Foot Into Your But And Leave It Up Until
You Shitting Nikes
We'll Have A Fight And I’mma Take Your Life
Sneaky Motherfucker From The Beach And I'm Up A Height
Make It Fly Then I Bounce 'Cause I'm Like A Rubber Kite
Ever Since I Tattooed Chattabox’s Brother
I've Been On The Dialect Of Violence
I Dial It To Nine Then I Take It Back Higher
'Cause I'm Finding That It's Not Enough
Take It Back To School 'Cause I'm Never Gonna Give It Up
I Keep The Ink Wet Because I'm Sick In The Head
Gonna Keep The Wheat There Because I'm Sick Of The Bread
I'm Sick Of My Friends I'm Sick Of Nicking Lyrics Instead
I'm Gonna Stick The Kettle On And Then I'll Dee It Mesen
Do A Handstand Pull It Out Rub It Up And Down
Squeeze The End ’Til Its Red Like A Fucking Clowns Nose
Pull It Off Until It Blows Until Everybody Knows That You Know
How To Do The Ham Shank
X2
Shut Your Mouth You Fucking Prick
Or I'll Slap You With The Back
Of My Fat Looking Acrobatic Dick
Or An Aromatic Brick Of Weed
Acting Like I'm Sick Of These Pricks Giving Stick
But The Fact Of Matters Is That The Haters Are Later Stans
It Means They Rate Iz I'm Waiting For Bait With An Aching Hand
I'm Translating The Phrases You Say To Iz And
It's Like You're Chasing Creation It’s Clear To Iz Damn
Just Tell Iz That You Love It Man I'll Tell You That I Already Know
‘Cause Let Your Mouth Go
Get Your Own Flow And Just Let Yourself Go
Do What You One Two Ready Set Go
Your Nana Was A Ho But It Doesn’t Matter Any More Bro
It’s The Reverse Of A K.O
Knock Yourself Out Use Your Head Glow
Instead Use Your Shit As Fertiliser Let Yourself Grow
I'm The One That They're Based On
I Think My Cd's Free So Get It Placed On
Get Some Bass In The Place Listen To My Station
Stop Shagging That Lass You're Getting Aids From
Play Some Games For Days And Make Beer Pong
With Fake Ears On We're Still Fearsome So Listen Here Son
I Rode A Broken Bike Down To Open Mic
I Poked An Open Dyke 'Cause I'm A Bloke Wouldn't Like
They Giz A Wooden Mic At Least I Think They Did
'Cause When I Spit It I Think It Lit Because It Set Alight
Kick My Foot Into Your But And Leave It Up Until
You Shitting Nikes
We'll Have A Fight And I’mma Take Your Life
Sneaky Motherfucker From The Beach And I'm Up A Height
Make It Fly Then I Bounce 'Cause I'm Like A Rubber Kite
Ever Since I Tattooed Chattabox’s Brother
I've Been On The Dialect Of Violence
I Dial It To Nine Then I Take It Back Higher
'Cause I'm Finding That It's Not Enough
Take It Back To School 'Cause I'm Never Gonna Give It Up
I Keep The Ink Wet Because I'm Sick In The Head
Gonna Keep The Wheat There Because I'm Sick Of The Bread
I'm Sick Of My Friends I'm Sick Of Nicking Lyrics Instead
I'm Gonna Stick The Kettle On And Then I'll Dee It Mesen
Do A Handstand Pull It Out Rub It Up And Down
Squeeze The End ’Til Its Red Like A Fucking Clowns Nose
Pull It Off Until It Blows Until Everybody Knows That You Know
How To Do The Ham Shank
X2
Shut Your Mouth You Fucking Prick
Or I'll Slap You With The Back
Of My Fat Looking Acrobatic Dick
Or An Aromatic Brick Of Weed
Acting Like I'm Sick Of These Pricks Giving Stick
But The Fact Of Matters Is That The Haters Are Later Stans
It Means They Rate Iz I'm Waiting For Bait With An Aching Hand
I'm Translating The Phrases You Say To Iz And
It's Like You're Chasing Creation It’s Clear To Iz Damn
Just Tell Iz That You Love It Man I'll Tell You That I Already Know
‘Cause Let Your Mouth Go
Get Your Own Flow And Just Let Yourself Go
Do What You One Two Ready Set Go
Your Nana Was A Ho But It Doesn’t Matter Any More Bro
It’s The Reverse Of A K.O
Knock Yourself Out Use Your Head Glow
Instead Use Your Shit As Fertiliser Let Yourself Grow