Punchline City by JoeyRat Lyrics
We all want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
Karma is a bitch, the cast of jersey shore should never lie
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Life is a tear. I'm sure everyone has cried
Arrested the energizer bunny
And I charged him with battery
Your girl has no tits, so you kno she couldn't flatter me
I'm driving towards greatness. Under pressure like combustion
But The road to success. Is always under construction
If you die in an elevator. Better push the up button
Cause down equals hell. And then your worth nothin
If barbie is so popular, why you gotta buy her friends
Life is like a bad class that never seems to end
Marriage is a give or take
You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
Or you could just be her bitch and do whatever the fuck she say
I've always been unique, like everybody else
What fuck am sayin' I'm contridictin' myself
You better wear short sleeves. Support your right to bear arms
I'm milkin' this shit like a bowl of lucky charms
I'm so fat. I need watch my carbs
Fuck it I drive fancy cars
Outta this world like I live on mars
Its like I'm dancin with the stars
Hard work never killed, but why would I take the chance
I must risk my life everyday cause I want to get that fuckin cash
We all kno the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark
My life is on the edge. Then I put the fuckin car in park
Chorus:
This is. Punchline city
Where the flow is so pretty
You get shot up like 50
Here in punchline city
Bitch
1:41
Verse 2:
There are 3 sides to an argument
Your side. My side and the right side bitch
Guilt. The gift that keeps on giving
Its like I'm doin' for a living
And bitch I am always winning
Life has twists, is that why my world is spinning
I eat the game up and right now. Its lunch time
I'm eatin' other rappers through insanely clever punchlines
They say love sucks, well true love swallows
My life is like twitter. Cause evrybody follows
My head touchin' the ceiling
But my feet touchin' the floor
Make up sex, its worth fighting for
If I wanted to listen
To asshole I would fart
I see that smile between your cheeks. Which ain't far apart
I should've dropped out of school
And graduated from the lameness
I ate alphabets, and shitted out the word famous
At first I thought coincidence
Until they crowned me the prince of this
Rap shit that I truly love
I'm white boy famous like a dove
Karma is a bitch, the cast of jersey shore should never lie
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Life is a tear. I'm sure everyone has cried
Arrested the energizer bunny
And I charged him with battery
Your girl has no tits, so you kno she couldn't flatter me
I'm driving towards greatness. Under pressure like combustion
But The road to success. Is always under construction
If you die in an elevator. Better push the up button
Cause down equals hell. And then your worth nothin
If barbie is so popular, why you gotta buy her friends
Life is like a bad class that never seems to end
Marriage is a give or take
You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
Or you could just be her bitch and do whatever the fuck she say
I've always been unique, like everybody else
What fuck am sayin' I'm contridictin' myself
You better wear short sleeves. Support your right to bear arms
I'm milkin' this shit like a bowl of lucky charms
I'm so fat. I need watch my carbs
Fuck it I drive fancy cars
Outta this world like I live on mars
Its like I'm dancin with the stars
Hard work never killed, but why would I take the chance
I must risk my life everyday cause I want to get that fuckin cash
We all kno the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark
My life is on the edge. Then I put the fuckin car in park
Chorus:
This is. Punchline city
Where the flow is so pretty
You get shot up like 50
Here in punchline city
Bitch
1:41
Verse 2:
There are 3 sides to an argument
Your side. My side and the right side bitch
Guilt. The gift that keeps on giving
Its like I'm doin' for a living
And bitch I am always winning
Life has twists, is that why my world is spinning
I eat the game up and right now. Its lunch time
I'm eatin' other rappers through insanely clever punchlines
They say love sucks, well true love swallows
My life is like twitter. Cause evrybody follows
My head touchin' the ceiling
But my feet touchin' the floor
Make up sex, its worth fighting for
If I wanted to listen
To asshole I would fart
I see that smile between your cheeks. Which ain't far apart
I should've dropped out of school
And graduated from the lameness
I ate alphabets, and shitted out the word famous
At first I thought coincidence
Until they crowned me the prince of this
Rap shit that I truly love
I'm white boy famous like a dove