Memorial Service by Joel Sieradzan Lyrics
[Verse]
I been looking at you motherfuckers and
I know what y’all saying, I’m not gonna make it
I’m tryna be fake, tryna be gangster, you say that I’m lame
Should stay in my lane, stop tryna be different
You whisper my name, I hear in the distance
I hear the shit you say when you’re with your boys
Behind my back dawg it’s just an instinct
But if you really think that you’re winning
And you’re beginning to consider attending the game
I’m in you better already end it and forfeit this shit
‘Fore we get to the finish
And you’re looking stupid as fuck and regretting
The fact you was in it and that you should prolly
Head out through the back cause that shit is
Embarrassing I wouldn’t wanna be seen with you if I was dead
You can spit a little bit I’ll admit it but that shit is
Literally idiotic how you think that it’s better than mine is
You’ll never be on my level anytime it’s disgusting
Just how you think you are
You are nothing, you must be drinking hard
Or like something cause you is trippin' if you think
We’re Abraham, we ain’t linking dawg
Even if by a miracle you blew the fuck up like a steroid
I would rather just stare in the mirror though
Spin three times and link with Bloody Mary bro
That is hysterical, hilariously lyrical
There I go again carelessly with the pen
Don’t dare me tho cause I’ll tear a hole
Through the pair of walls you was staring at
'Fore I caved em in, mofucka
Don’t fuck with me please, hit you so hard
That you gon buck at the knees, I don’t got no mercy
You gon suffer this cleats to the teeth when I’m done
Leave your blood on the street
I’m just kidding that won’t actually happen
I get carried away when I’m rapping so passionate
Please excuse me when I’m saying all that shit
I tend to clash with thoughts of bashing yo asses
Like woah hold the fuck up though, you really
Didn’t know that Joel was on, it ain’t winter
But you’d think I’m holding snow when I hold the mic
Cause I’m oh, so cold
But soon as I spit it the shit melt on the stand cause
My bars are so hot that’s it’s burning my hand
But it’s hard as to not let go of it when
It’s a part of who, why and what I am
I do this shit for a living, it’s easy as fuck, it's a given
I’ll forgive you but I won’t forget what you did and
I’ll remember what you didn’t
I’m just the best at this, see, I do this shit so effortlessly
All you bitches are accessories to the successor in me
So generously
Get the fuck out of my mentions, y’all doing all this
For attention, go sit the fuck back down on the bench
And watch me lead this just like an extension
Y’all talk too much for me to take it all in
Some things are best left unsaid, so that means I don’t
Give a fuck if you want to share with me your opinion
I really think I’m going a little too hard on you idiots
But the more you spit this literally illiterate literature is like
Business, cause this shit I’m hearing when I play your song
Is hilarious bro it’s so bad, it’s like oh man
I’m gonna have to say sum and strap your ass up with a toe tag
Cause ain’t nobody wanna listen to that
It’s painful that I gotta hear that shit back
When I’m making fun of how the shit is so wack
It's a crazy thought that you thought that track
Would make a star out of you, that's cap
It’s amazing how far you thought that trash
Would take you bruh that must be embarrassing
For y’all dawg, that shit is sad
I’m real sorry to kill you, I did apologize in a previous song
But I'ma say that shit again for reassurance
You gotta understand this means you're done
Your memorial service will be held next Thursday
At 10:30 am, I am coming to say a prayer
And condolences for your family, sheesh
I been looking at you motherfuckers and
I know what y’all saying, I’m not gonna make it
I’m tryna be fake, tryna be gangster, you say that I’m lame
Should stay in my lane, stop tryna be different
You whisper my name, I hear in the distance
I hear the shit you say when you’re with your boys
Behind my back dawg it’s just an instinct
But if you really think that you’re winning
And you’re beginning to consider attending the game
I’m in you better already end it and forfeit this shit
‘Fore we get to the finish
And you’re looking stupid as fuck and regretting
The fact you was in it and that you should prolly
Head out through the back cause that shit is
Embarrassing I wouldn’t wanna be seen with you if I was dead
You can spit a little bit I’ll admit it but that shit is
Literally idiotic how you think that it’s better than mine is
You’ll never be on my level anytime it’s disgusting
Just how you think you are
You are nothing, you must be drinking hard
Or like something cause you is trippin' if you think
We’re Abraham, we ain’t linking dawg
Even if by a miracle you blew the fuck up like a steroid
I would rather just stare in the mirror though
Spin three times and link with Bloody Mary bro
That is hysterical, hilariously lyrical
There I go again carelessly with the pen
Don’t dare me tho cause I’ll tear a hole
Through the pair of walls you was staring at
'Fore I caved em in, mofucka
Don’t fuck with me please, hit you so hard
That you gon buck at the knees, I don’t got no mercy
You gon suffer this cleats to the teeth when I’m done
Leave your blood on the street
I’m just kidding that won’t actually happen
I get carried away when I’m rapping so passionate
Please excuse me when I’m saying all that shit
I tend to clash with thoughts of bashing yo asses
Like woah hold the fuck up though, you really
Didn’t know that Joel was on, it ain’t winter
But you’d think I’m holding snow when I hold the mic
Cause I’m oh, so cold
But soon as I spit it the shit melt on the stand cause
My bars are so hot that’s it’s burning my hand
But it’s hard as to not let go of it when
It’s a part of who, why and what I am
I do this shit for a living, it’s easy as fuck, it's a given
I’ll forgive you but I won’t forget what you did and
I’ll remember what you didn’t
I’m just the best at this, see, I do this shit so effortlessly
All you bitches are accessories to the successor in me
So generously
Get the fuck out of my mentions, y’all doing all this
For attention, go sit the fuck back down on the bench
And watch me lead this just like an extension
Y’all talk too much for me to take it all in
Some things are best left unsaid, so that means I don’t
Give a fuck if you want to share with me your opinion
I really think I’m going a little too hard on you idiots
But the more you spit this literally illiterate literature is like
Business, cause this shit I’m hearing when I play your song
Is hilarious bro it’s so bad, it’s like oh man
I’m gonna have to say sum and strap your ass up with a toe tag
Cause ain’t nobody wanna listen to that
It’s painful that I gotta hear that shit back
When I’m making fun of how the shit is so wack
It's a crazy thought that you thought that track
Would make a star out of you, that's cap
It’s amazing how far you thought that trash
Would take you bruh that must be embarrassing
For y’all dawg, that shit is sad
I’m real sorry to kill you, I did apologize in a previous song
But I'ma say that shit again for reassurance
You gotta understand this means you're done
Your memorial service will be held next Thursday
At 10:30 am, I am coming to say a prayer
And condolences for your family, sheesh