Sad Story / Mr. Big Booty Interlude by Joe the Poopoo Man! Lyrics

This is a sad story I am gonna tell you about a man
His name was Mr. Big Booty
His booty was the biggest in the world and it was bigger than the empire state building
He was so famous and popular but there was only one thing:

He
Had
A
Small
Pp

One day he went to a flea market and he found something:
It was a pp enlargement pill
The man said it was free and he sounded suspicious, after Mr. Big Booty bought the pill the man told him: "Watch out what you wish for."
That night, he took the pill, and he went straight to sleep
The next day, when he woke up, he saw that.. everybody was dead
You know why? Because..

His
Pp
Was
Too
Big
He couldn't even get out of bed 'cos his pp was stuck
He was crying until he actually died of depresion
Remember the moral of this story:
Watch out what you wish for
E e e e (constantly repeating)