Velociraptor by Joe Iconis Lyrics

It's hard to be a velociraptor
Cruising through a single's bar
With a monstrous jaw
And a frighting claw
You don't get too far

I see your fella makin' eye and makin' moves
To snuggle up to me
Go to kiss but instead
I miss and bite off his head
Accidentally

And it always seems like I'm out of place
Like everybody screams when they see my face
Is there somewhere I could go?
Where I would feel more apropos?

Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how it's supposed to be?
Oh, where is there somewhere for me?
It's hard to be a velociraptor
Walking through midtown west
All the washboard abs
And the crowded cabs
Leave me equally stressed

I try best at the latest fashion
But my issues still feel unresolved
I guess a neon skirt can really disconcert
When there's a tail involved
And there's a tail involved

My awkwardness is so distinct
I feel so over and extinct

Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how it's supposed to be?
Oh, where is there somewhere for me?

Koo, koo-koo-koo, *click click*, raah!
Koo, koo-koo-koo, *click click*, raah!
Koo, koo-koo-koo, *click click*, raah!

I wander uptown and head inside
The big museum door
There's a viking sail
There's a squid and a while
There's a dinosaur
Stare at the bones of my ancestors
And wonder why I'm still alive
Did I fall through the crack
Or was I placed on this track
'Cause I know how to survive?

Cemeteries never do provide
The answers to the questions of inside

I motivate my ghastly feet
'Till they're back out on the street
Where the species intertwine
I keep on lookin' out for mine

Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?
Is this how the real girls feel?

I cry
Velociraptor am I
Velociraptor am I
Velociraptor I try
To fulfill my destiny

Oh where is there somewhere for me? (Koo, koo-koo-koo, *click click*, raah!)
Oh, me
Oh where is there somewhere
There's got to be somewhere
Say that there's somewhere
Where is there somewhere
For me

(Koo, koo-koo-koo, *click click*, raah!)
(Koo, koo-koo-koo, *click click*, raah!)
(Koo, koo-koo-koo)

Velociraptor am I

(Koo koo koo)