The Whiskey Song by Joe Iconis Lyrics
I am feeling lonesome
I am feeling blue
I’m a lazy son of a bitch
With nothing to do
Say hey, hey hey bartender
Buddy I’m begging, please
Pour me some of that strong stuff
Sure to knock me down on my knees
So I take a sip
I wanna trip
Life’s much better on the whiskey tip
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it, oh oh-oh
Whiskey sure works, I think you better pour some more
I’m feeling dopey magic
Sunshine and the roses bloom
Cuz there’s a million naked women wandering
And working the room, howdy
No more mopey tragic
Just fireworks with a big kaboom
My nose is rosy cuz I’m just as cozy
As I was in the nuzzle of my mamma’s womb
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it, oh oh-oh
Whiskey sure works, I think you better pour some more
I’m just feeling sorta lovely
Oh, but not as much as I was before
Hey no nevermind maybe I just need to drink more
N-n-n-n-n-now something’s missing
Hey, barkeep are you listening?
‘Cause it’s a waste and a shame
And it don’t taste the same as it did when I first came in
The whiskey don’t work as well as it used to
Whiskey don’t work as well as it used to
Whiskey don’t work as well as it used to, oh oh-oh
Whiskey don’t work, still, I think I want some more
I am feelin’ lonesome
I’m feelin’ blue again and broken
I’m shot and its a joke ‘cause it’s not even a quarter to 10
What am I gonna do now?
What’s gonna pick me up
Oh lord above don’t send me love
Just pour some answers in my cup
The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix me, oh oh-oh
The whiskey done broke, oh lordy please pour some more
The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it, oh oh-oh
Whiskey done broke, lordy please pour some more
One more time!
The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it, oh oh-oh
The whiskey done broke, lordy please pour some more
Yeah I’ll pour some more and then
I’ll pass out and then
I’ll wake up in the morning and start drinking whiskey again
I am feeling blue
I’m a lazy son of a bitch
With nothing to do
Say hey, hey hey bartender
Buddy I’m begging, please
Pour me some of that strong stuff
Sure to knock me down on my knees
So I take a sip
I wanna trip
Life’s much better on the whiskey tip
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it, oh oh-oh
Whiskey sure works, I think you better pour some more
I’m feeling dopey magic
Sunshine and the roses bloom
Cuz there’s a million naked women wandering
And working the room, howdy
No more mopey tragic
Just fireworks with a big kaboom
My nose is rosy cuz I’m just as cozy
As I was in the nuzzle of my mamma’s womb
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it
Whiskey sure works and lordy I love it, oh oh-oh
Whiskey sure works, I think you better pour some more
I’m just feeling sorta lovely
Oh, but not as much as I was before
Hey no nevermind maybe I just need to drink more
N-n-n-n-n-now something’s missing
Hey, barkeep are you listening?
‘Cause it’s a waste and a shame
And it don’t taste the same as it did when I first came in
The whiskey don’t work as well as it used to
Whiskey don’t work as well as it used to
Whiskey don’t work as well as it used to, oh oh-oh
Whiskey don’t work, still, I think I want some more
I am feelin’ lonesome
I’m feelin’ blue again and broken
I’m shot and its a joke ‘cause it’s not even a quarter to 10
What am I gonna do now?
What’s gonna pick me up
Oh lord above don’t send me love
Just pour some answers in my cup
The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix me, oh oh-oh
The whiskey done broke, oh lordy please pour some more
The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it, oh oh-oh
Whiskey done broke, lordy please pour some more
One more time!
The whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it
Whiskey done broke, lordy please fix it, oh oh-oh
The whiskey done broke, lordy please pour some more
Yeah I’ll pour some more and then
I’ll pass out and then
I’ll wake up in the morning and start drinking whiskey again