The Saddest Girl In The World by Joe Iconis Lyrics

The saddest thing about having one leg
Is that it isn't the saddest thing about me

As I succumb to my beer
It's becoming clear
Everybody does fine without me
Yeah, buddy, the world is fine without me

I mean whatever, I get it, I'm a downer
My lack of limbs potentially creepy
And not to be all sniffle and frown
And get all pouty and weepy

I don't wanna be a dancer
Sweetly spinning on a stage
I just want somebody to spoon with

He don't have to be from France
He don't have to be of age
I just want somebody to spoon with
Gimme gimme gimme somebody to spoon with
Gimme gimme gimme somebody to spoon with

See I have never been touched
And by touched what I mean
Is that no one has ever put their arms around me

I'll be all smiles and "hey!"
They'll be all "ew, get away"
And they leave just exactly as they found me

I don't want a lot of money
I don't want a better job
I just want somebody to spoon with

He don't have to taste like honey
He can be a fuckin' slob
I just want somebody to spoon with

Gimme gimme gimme somebody to spoon with
Gimme gimme gimme somebody to spoon with
Gimme gimme gimme warm breath on my neck

And a man that don't mind that I'm an incomplete wreck
And a hand that don't recall when it touches mine
And I'll be fine
And I'll be fine
'Cause I don't want a rose
I don't want the moon

All I want is a dude
Who is down
For a really, really good spoon