The No Pants Song by Joe Iconis Lyrics
No pants are pants
Enough for me
Jeremy
Jeremy
No pants are pants
Enough for me
Most everyday
When you're in the house alone
Or your interactions
Involve a phone
So no one is around to view
The lower half of you
All the exertion of putting on
Then taking off
Just to put back on
Seems terribly
Unnecessary to me
Wouldn't you say?
I'm fine with a wide-front
Covering my front
Most everyday
Enough for me
Jeremy
Jeremy
No pants are pants
Enough for me
Most everyday
When you're in the house alone
Or your interactions
Involve a phone
So no one is around to view
The lower half of you
All the exertion of putting on
Then taking off
Just to put back on
Seems terribly
Unnecessary to me
Wouldn't you say?
I'm fine with a wide-front
Covering my front
Most everyday