Ammonia by Joe Iconis Lyrics
Bob's at work
Kathy's at school
I'm home alone
Stare at the pool
Eyes start to glaze
I'm off caffeine
To beat malaise
I think I'll clean
Dust the pictures on the wall
Get up close, inspect the faces
That doesn't look at me at all
Oh my goodness, Kathy's braces!
I remember taking this in '92
I'm all aglow because
Bob is giving me a kiss
That's how I know how long ago it was
Leave the pictures in the hall
Scrub a stain, head to the foyer
Ignore the black marks on the wall
Caused by my daughter "The Destroyer"
All those things that child broke
Those precious moments that we had
I know she did it to provoke
'Cause she's exactly like her dad
I take a breath, I suffocate
My house dress hurts, my hands go pink
I try to breathe, I feel the weight
Head toward the kitchen for the sink
The cabinet underneath
I grab the bottle, fingers shake
To pop the top I use my teeth
My heart beats fast, I pulse, I quake
I pour the liquid in the bucket
I breathe it in, I taste it, suck it
In my lungs it feels like "whoa"
In my lungs it starts real slow
And then grow, grow
Grow, grow, grow, grow
Oh, oh, ammonia how you take the stain away
Ammonia how you take the pain away
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, suddenly I'm laughing and I'm flying
Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer crying
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, woo!
Oh, oh, oh, get a little comfortable now
Off comes the dress, unhook my bra
Rip the curtain off the window, yeah
That mailman likes what he just saw
I breathe in, I breathe in, I breathe in
I don't have a kid, I don't have a spouse
I breathe in, I breathe in, I breathe in
Aww shit, I love to clean the house!
Oh, oh, ammonia how you take the stain away
Ammonia how you take the pain away
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, suddenly I'm gasping and convulsing
I scream, I squeal, I feel my body pulsing
Oh, ammonia
My daughter used to love me
She doesn't anymore
I wish that she could see me right now
Naked on the floor
I'd make her look me in the eyes
And give her this advice
Every time you make a compromise
It comes at quite a price
It sneaks up on you in the dark
And it always leaves a mark
And oh, no, ammonia cannot take that stain away
It doesn't really take the pain away
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, it isn't really genuine elation
Just temporary, sweet alleviation
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, breathe it in hard as I can muster
And suddenly I start to see the luster
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, there it is, I'm screaming and I'm flying
Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer dying
Oh, ammonia
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, la la-la la-la la-la la-la la
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la
Oh, ammonia
Bob just got home
Kathy too
My day was fine
And how are you?
Put back the bottle
But I feel no sorrow
'Cause oh, ammonia
I'll see you tomorrow
Oh, ammonia
Kathy's at school
I'm home alone
Stare at the pool
Eyes start to glaze
I'm off caffeine
To beat malaise
I think I'll clean
Dust the pictures on the wall
Get up close, inspect the faces
That doesn't look at me at all
Oh my goodness, Kathy's braces!
I remember taking this in '92
I'm all aglow because
Bob is giving me a kiss
That's how I know how long ago it was
Leave the pictures in the hall
Scrub a stain, head to the foyer
Ignore the black marks on the wall
Caused by my daughter "The Destroyer"
All those things that child broke
Those precious moments that we had
I know she did it to provoke
'Cause she's exactly like her dad
I take a breath, I suffocate
My house dress hurts, my hands go pink
I try to breathe, I feel the weight
Head toward the kitchen for the sink
The cabinet underneath
I grab the bottle, fingers shake
To pop the top I use my teeth
My heart beats fast, I pulse, I quake
I pour the liquid in the bucket
I breathe it in, I taste it, suck it
In my lungs it feels like "whoa"
In my lungs it starts real slow
And then grow, grow
Grow, grow, grow, grow
Oh, oh, ammonia how you take the stain away
Ammonia how you take the pain away
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, suddenly I'm laughing and I'm flying
Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer crying
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, woo!
Oh, oh, oh, get a little comfortable now
Off comes the dress, unhook my bra
Rip the curtain off the window, yeah
That mailman likes what he just saw
I breathe in, I breathe in, I breathe in
I don't have a kid, I don't have a spouse
I breathe in, I breathe in, I breathe in
Aww shit, I love to clean the house!
Oh, oh, ammonia how you take the stain away
Ammonia how you take the pain away
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, suddenly I'm gasping and convulsing
I scream, I squeal, I feel my body pulsing
Oh, ammonia
My daughter used to love me
She doesn't anymore
I wish that she could see me right now
Naked on the floor
I'd make her look me in the eyes
And give her this advice
Every time you make a compromise
It comes at quite a price
It sneaks up on you in the dark
And it always leaves a mark
And oh, no, ammonia cannot take that stain away
It doesn't really take the pain away
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, it isn't really genuine elation
Just temporary, sweet alleviation
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, breathe it in hard as I can muster
And suddenly I start to see the luster
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, there it is, I'm screaming and I'm flying
Nothing's wrong and I'm no longer dying
Oh, ammonia
Oh, ammonia
Oh, oh, la la-la la-la la-la la-la la
La la-la la-la la-la la-la la
Oh, ammonia
Bob just got home
Kathy too
My day was fine
And how are you?
Put back the bottle
But I feel no sorrow
'Cause oh, ammonia
I'll see you tomorrow
Oh, ammonia