Earth Full of Comedians Too Dick to do Stand-Up by Jimmy Carter of the XXXIX Empire Lyrics
Automatic
Pick THC up off the fabric
Rhymes is mad bricks
Grinding up a half of this alien OG might take 45 minutes
Imma bend it
Wait a minute
Get enough to pop my eyes off the spinach
Cee how long it takes to finish
Take it slow like a pour of Guinness
I consult time management
Oxford graduates have fits when I get 50 percent off the magic stick
Different kinda slang with the rabbits wit
The fuck is luck mother fuck?
Light has struck
Dark went nuts
My roast with the coffee cool cream
Off then blue jeans I floss with news teams
Reporting live from the scene where Jimmy got obscene
X X X I X
Checks with the best yet pressed I suggest
Buried in snow like the trees after nor’easter
Your keister gets fled
Flooded
What of a buttoned up subject to discuss when the plates get discus thrown crashed to dust
Cee deez nuts when my CD disc did bust tryna sell car tires to a bus
Grand avenue rush off the cusp
Short bus 4 bucks GW bridge plunge
A train to the WAIT stop the story
To non-east coasters this is boring
Ignore me
I was crafted in Palms
Palm Sunday with the psalms
Palm reading gypsies at prom
Promenade-ditching no alarm
Beach vibes always with the teenage hard-ons
You can hear the raw talent in the excerpts
39 years ahead of called experts
Daniel Fishman gave me confidence
And Santi still owes me boatloads of wax
Superintendent with microphone pendants
Offend them into repent and mention
How exhausted I am off the hand cuts
Earth full of comedians too dick to do stand up
Walk out step down
Step up no frown
Hit em where it hurts that’s the banks
Ill type deception in the ranks
(Deception in the ranks)
Thanks for the Narnia chronic
Turkish delight with a sonnet for my Bonnie Bonèt
Bonsai trimmed very lightly away
Let the sun cast further
News cast back with another attack on mass murder
They put gas in the sherbet, harass class workers
As though the tasks of ancient times are still earnest
All that’s done is earn more tax for the top
So I relax, get gassed off the pot
The fuck kinda nickname for cannabis is that
Sun King got the title in his LP
Facts
My team is under my skullcap
My prophets divinely conquering building beams of support
Beings with the dopamine spikes get hype
During live shows with mics
Slight delay with the right display
Sight did pay when the light gave way
Ice Capades ice age relayed
Related to the ultimate chase
Yourself brace
Health takes wealth shapes
Fit to be president
Addicted to back pedaling
Corner back, corner back safety
Widely received as delicious and tasty
8:39 AM as I wrap this rap in a bow
Then I bow then Beau Dallas out the ring and pose
Doing interpretive dance at my shows
Like whoa
Pick THC up off the fabric
Rhymes is mad bricks
Grinding up a half of this alien OG might take 45 minutes
Imma bend it
Wait a minute
Get enough to pop my eyes off the spinach
Cee how long it takes to finish
Take it slow like a pour of Guinness
I consult time management
Oxford graduates have fits when I get 50 percent off the magic stick
Different kinda slang with the rabbits wit
The fuck is luck mother fuck?
Light has struck
Dark went nuts
My roast with the coffee cool cream
Off then blue jeans I floss with news teams
Reporting live from the scene where Jimmy got obscene
X X X I X
Checks with the best yet pressed I suggest
Buried in snow like the trees after nor’easter
Your keister gets fled
Flooded
What of a buttoned up subject to discuss when the plates get discus thrown crashed to dust
Cee deez nuts when my CD disc did bust tryna sell car tires to a bus
Grand avenue rush off the cusp
Short bus 4 bucks GW bridge plunge
A train to the WAIT stop the story
To non-east coasters this is boring
Ignore me
I was crafted in Palms
Palm Sunday with the psalms
Palm reading gypsies at prom
Promenade-ditching no alarm
Beach vibes always with the teenage hard-ons
You can hear the raw talent in the excerpts
39 years ahead of called experts
Daniel Fishman gave me confidence
And Santi still owes me boatloads of wax
Superintendent with microphone pendants
Offend them into repent and mention
How exhausted I am off the hand cuts
Earth full of comedians too dick to do stand up
Walk out step down
Step up no frown
Hit em where it hurts that’s the banks
Ill type deception in the ranks
(Deception in the ranks)
Thanks for the Narnia chronic
Turkish delight with a sonnet for my Bonnie Bonèt
Bonsai trimmed very lightly away
Let the sun cast further
News cast back with another attack on mass murder
They put gas in the sherbet, harass class workers
As though the tasks of ancient times are still earnest
All that’s done is earn more tax for the top
So I relax, get gassed off the pot
The fuck kinda nickname for cannabis is that
Sun King got the title in his LP
Facts
My team is under my skullcap
My prophets divinely conquering building beams of support
Beings with the dopamine spikes get hype
During live shows with mics
Slight delay with the right display
Sight did pay when the light gave way
Ice Capades ice age relayed
Related to the ultimate chase
Yourself brace
Health takes wealth shapes
Fit to be president
Addicted to back pedaling
Corner back, corner back safety
Widely received as delicious and tasty
8:39 AM as I wrap this rap in a bow
Then I bow then Beau Dallas out the ring and pose
Doing interpretive dance at my shows
Like whoa